Write a Joke Suggestion!

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Beernerd81 » Wed Nov 04, 2020 6:59 pm

Add gnome corpses as an alternative to meats for making food rations. (Underdark Only)
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by KeldonDonovans » Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:11 am

In effort to make this a true roleplay server, all combat will remove dice rolls, and utilize a uniquely scripted system that simply responds to emotes. If I emote *hits you with a fireball*, I've hit, end of story. If I hit *tosses a fireball at you*, then you, of course, have the opportunity to *dodge* accordingly. Also, damage is calculated based on number of characters in an emote. So if my scythe WM emotes *Swings scythe*, he will do less damage then a dagger user who *Expertly flicks the dagger from his sheath, twirling in a fury to stab into the eye of his foe*

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Bazelgeuse » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:31 pm

These items are now able to be dual-wielded:

Quarterstaves
Double Weapons
Shields (all sizes)

Hidden feature:

If you are dual wielding Quarterstaves or Double Weapons and perform a Whirlwind Attack or Circle Kick, your character takes flight. This will open the teleport dialogue.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Aelipse1 » Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:40 pm

Pixie PCs now wear rings as an armour.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by ReverentBlade » Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:05 am

Require RPR 30 to send tells.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by AstralUniverse » Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:24 pm

A dungeon in which giant fishes have small humans as clubs.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:43 am

To help better simulate the tense attitude we expect in the underdark everyone is automatically set as hostile to everyone else within the borders of Andunor.

Random attacks of opportunity as you walk past people are seen as a feature not a bug.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CorsicanDoge » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:19 pm

Grey out all spellcaster familiars except pseudoragon and pixie to prevent people from picking the wrong familiar.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by andthenthatwasthat » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:57 pm

Just rename Commoner class to Merchant already.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Rockstar1984 » Mon Nov 23, 2020 3:20 am

Drow-run surface settlement with it's own mythal that allows only good aligned characters to enter. With an NPC leader who's a renegade drow ranger who helps keep it hidden. It's totally not Drizzt guys, his name is T'rizz't Jo'o'ord'an.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus » Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:05 am

Personal hygiene-meter will be added to the Arelith. Characters can reduce it by taking a bath at the Sibayad bath house or nearby waters, as long they got piece of soap which will can be crafted by the herbalism.
This meter will drop lower quicker with each bloody battle, unchanged equipment, rotting heads in the bag or if you're a member of monstrous races.

If your hygiene gets into minus, you will suffer charisma penalties as well risk infecting nearby players with the disease.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Aleilsum Ellrum » Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:53 am

Petrifictus wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:05 am
Personal hygiene-meter will be added to the Arelith. Characters can reduce it by taking a bath at the Sibayad bath house or nearby waters, as long they got piece of soap which will can be crafted by the herbalism.
This meter will drop lower quicker with each bloody battle, unchanged equipment, rotting heads in the bag or if you're a member of monstrous races.

If your hygiene gets into minus, you will suffer charisma penalties as well risk infecting nearby players with the disease.

Fricking love this. This should go into suggestions!

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by preggy » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:35 am

After a long consideration we've decided to return Benwick keep to the module in all of its original glory, however as humanoid races can never hope to acheive the level of holiness to properly look after it, it will now be manned entirely by Corgi's.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Bunnysmack » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:04 pm

Accidentally typing in character dialogue or emotes to the DM chat toggle will immediately result in a column of divine fire dropping down on the offending PC from the heavens and sending them straight to fugue.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Jack Oat » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:17 am

nerf aa
Kuma wrote:i love haks
i have a high rpr
cogito erget rekt
DM Spyre wrote:It's Jack. What do you expect?
prestige wrote:stupid man sitting in the corner, knowing numbers and making noises
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Aren » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:26 am

Buff monks.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by -XXX- » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:07 pm

Randomize item properties added with the enchantment basin.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Ninjimmy » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:27 pm

On a similar note, make it possible to use the enchanting basin to forge/tailor/cook/alchemise/pray as we can all agree fixtures should be able to do what other fixtures do.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:10 pm

To simulate the vagaries of dangerous magic all enchanting basin now have a 3% chance of casting hellball at the current user with each enchant.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Bunnysmack » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:57 pm

Every point invested in the parry skill now adds +1 AC.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Hidden in the Sand » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:27 am

Dexterity now adds +2 divine damage per modifier, because too many people are getting confused at character creation and still making Strength-based PCs.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by -XXX- » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:00 am

-disguise now not only changes a character's name, but also offers an option to change the race and sex... along with an alignment change and a full rebuild

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:32 am

-XXX- wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:00 am
-disguise now not only changes a character's name, but also offers an option to change the race and sex... along with an alignment change and a full rebuild
In addition high skilled disguise players must make Will saving throws against their disguise, so they dont forget who they truly are.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Bunnysmack » Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:46 pm

Make it so debuffs can't reduce monk AC.

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