Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true

[UilliamNebel]

Mine,

An ancient steel dragon owns all the banking and quarter lease holding on Arelith and Skaljard to make up his horde and they live as an average shop keeper in Cordor.

[Seven Sons of Sin]

Feste is still around, visiting all the taverns of Arelith, and teaching noobies how to use the writ system.

[MissEvelyn]

Shea Berringer is still around, secretly employing pirates to raid the coasts and ships of Arelith

[The GrumpyCat]

The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.

[My decency]

The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.

I will never be convinced this is not true.

[Kuma]

arelith is technically sinking into the underdark, but it should be okay

(i have a whole essay written up about this in my notes if anyone wants it)

[Nevrus]

A drow's social status is determined by the number of apostrophes in their name

[InTheFlesh]

Don't get me started

[Invader_Nym]

Illithids won the war and we're all in a mindflayer simulation.

[Archnon]

Svirfneblin actually control the Dwarves. For that matter they control the Dale, Cordor, Myon, the Banites and most of the UD factions. They just install and remove leaders and foment conflict to keep everyone fighting so that no one can discover their secret lair.

[-XXX-]

Cordor docks are where Daedalus dumps all his failed experiments.
(also, coincidentally all PCs used to be minotaurs in their previous life)

[JustMonika]

Cassandra Silverdale used to speculate there was a weakness in the barrier between planes over Cordor, between the elemental plane of water and the prime, and that was the only reasonable way to explain Cordor's horrific weather, and why it rains more often in the city that right outside the walls.

[Borin Drakkmurl]

The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.

I thought this was the official story for the longest time.

[good man of god]

Illithids won the war and we're all in a mindflayer simulation.

[Kuma]

The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.

I thought this was the official story for the longest time.

consensus reality makes this stuff effectively true

[garrbear758]

Alcohol is the source of all magic

[Mythic]

Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory

It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock

Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)

[JustMonika]

Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory

It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock

Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)

I always enjoyed the years old theory that Westin is in fact a semi-sentient golem, which explains how he's well over a hundred and twenty years old and hasn't changed in the slightest.
At least Reginali got grey hair.

[malcolm_mountainslayer]

Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory

It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock

Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)

I always enjoyed the years old theory that Westin is in fact a semi-sentient golem, which explains how he's well over a hundred and twenty years old and hasn't changed in the slightest.
At least Reginali got grey hair.

So an Aalon?

He could just secretly be a half-elf or planetouched

[Tarkus the dog]

Alcohol is the source of all magic

this one takes the cake
can lock the topic now

but not before i say this first:

weaponmasters are overpowered

[ReverentBlade]

The leylines make the island invisible to the gods. Just look at all the clerics and paladins that haven't fallen.

[Void]

"All writs are funded by the same secret group of rich and bored nobles who remotely watch adventurers fight and die for their amusement.

They might be supporting monsters and bandits too, so their fun never ends.".

[Grimspark]

I believe that secretly, everyone I've met on the Island is actually possessed by a being from a higher dimension who controls all of their actions. There's no way that could be true though... right...???

[Archnon]

I believe that secretly, everyone I've met on the Island is actually possessed by a being from a higher dimension who controls all of their actions. There's no way that could be true though... right...???

Someone please rp this concept.

[YEET]

Drow all have Aussie accents because they come from a land down under.