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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:31 pm
by Hidden in the Sand
Reflex save added to IGMS, so mages can receive buffs that make them healthier and more fun to play.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:18 pm
by NPC Logger Number 2
Make longswords and scimitars finesse-able, not enough people are playing DEX builds.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:53 pm
by WanderingPoet
Hidden in the Sand wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:31 pm
Reflex save added to IGMS, so mages can receive buffs that make them healthier and more fun to play.
Even better, all saves are capped at 30 so that mages can actually use spells other than IGMS, dispels and summons.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:59 pm
by Archnon
NPC Logger Number 2 wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:18 pm
Make longswords and scimitars finesse-able, not enough people are playing DEX builds.
You beat me to it....

How about let spell sword and elemental rhime poison stack!

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:22 pm
by Kenji
People overreacting to the latest finesse changes when it's mostly a cosmetic change.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:49 am
by DM Rex
Let's keep this a bit more light hearted shall we?

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:03 am
by wulfburk
Allow for more than 3 classes per character. How about a dwarven defender, champion of torm, purple dragon knight paladin/fighter?

Add a confusion style effect for barb rages: the barbarian keeps attacking people without controlling the character and not being able to stop.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:30 am
by Petrifictus
Bards may now finally seduce dragons and other creatures.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:13 pm
by Aradin
Each time a character uses the phrase *nods* they must pay a cliché fine of 500 gold.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:22 pm
by Surrender The Throne
To finally represent that Arelith is a roleplay oriented environment, storytelling capability directly impacts mechanical effectivity.

This is to incentivise a more collaborative server culture. It also serves to fabricate and further narratives, as people focusing on creating those will be more successful in any given situation.

To that effect

RPB 30 grants a +5 to every possible roll
RPB 40 grants a +10 to every possible roll

(Attack, damage, DC, saves, spot, etc.)

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:09 pm
by OleBlighty
Nevrus wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:20 am
Ajinai wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:36 am
When picking epic reputation gain access to -adddeed and -removedeed command. When walking in cities a special NPC might spawn shouting out things like "Hey, it's you. The guy who {insert deed from deed list}"
No seriously put this in the real suggestions
"Henry's come to see us!"


Give gonnes two options: Repeater and Single-Shot.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:57 pm
by Anime Sword Fighter
every update now has to go through a council meeting vote consisting of three elected representatives from the playerbase, irongon, and three representatives from the DM team selected by vote from the DMs.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:45 am
by hmm
Make heal potions heal %100 of your HP, but you get stunned for 3 seconds.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:08 pm
by Aelipse1
Clerics can now drink holy water to replenish their spells.

Every time they drink a holy water bottle, they roll 1d20 against a DC equal to 30 - level/4 - constitution modifier. Every time they fail the roll, they need to pee. The character can only pee while naked. They also roll a pee check, which is 1d20 + dex against a DC of 20 + wind strength (1 to 4, 1 for a breeze, 4 a hurricane). When they fail the pee check, they retain a stink aura and lose 5 points of charisma, until washed. Washing can be performed through the script menu by typing -wash. For washing you need a water bottle or be 20 feet within a well, a river or a lake (you cannot wash in lava lakes unless you are a RDD or a warlock).

If you are caught washing or peeing in a public area, you retain -1 to your reputation value. Every character starts with 3 reputation points. Upon reaching reputation value 0, the character is marked as an outcast and has to live in the Underdark.

Your character does not have to pee if they are a vampire, although drinking a holy water bottle causes instant death in such a case.

We are also planning to introduce similar toilet mechanics for Comedic Creampie. Stay tuned.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:50 pm
by Petrifictus
Potions will now cause severe addiction when drank too much, mixed together or enjoyed with alcohol.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:56 pm
by Petrifictus
Halfling and Goblin Commoners get their special new prestige class: Messenger. Accept writs to deliver messages from the other PCs for 50gp. Join the secret war between the Speedy Hin Delivery and Goblin Messengers to decide the fate of Arelith’s Mail Service.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:13 pm
by Anime Sword Fighter
no more guaji as a euphemism for drugs. implement real drugs into the game as consumables. let me sink my character into an actual k-hole

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:40 pm
by mjones3
Anime Sword Fighter wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:13 pm
no more guaji as a euphemism for drugs. implement real drugs into the game as consumables. let me sink my character into an actual k-hole
Not do DIS (cough) this joke suggestion but this may or may not be a thing already.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:58 am
by Aellowyn
Give STR builds Blinding Speed

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:07 am
by Mythic
Rebuild Wharftown as a small fishing village ownable via the Auction Bidding system. Including a Ship.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:18 pm
by KeldonDonovans
Bigby's high five

Level 0 Bard Spell
Somatic Components (The caster air high fives the target)
Range: line of sight
Target: Willing creature you can see, or unwilling creature you can see (Special)

Everybody loves a high five. They just can't be resisited. As a bard, you know all about spreading joy and cheer, and so you use your Bigby's high five to extend the range of your bardsong to a creature outside the normal range, by giving them a magically encouraging high five. Alternatively, it can be utilized on your foes to apply curse song outside the area of effect, but with the added bonus of making them waste one round of combat to high five your spectral hand. After all, they can't just leave you hanging.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:48 pm
by Ninjimmy
To address the problem we have with inflation in the Arelith Economy and everyone being incredibly wealthy with 6 million gold to their name, all gold pieces should be called silver pieces so everyone's stash of gold is now silver. Thus solving the inflation crisis.

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:46 pm
by -XXX-
Ninjimmy wrote:
Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:48 pm
To address the problem we have with inflation in the Arelith Economy and everyone being incredibly wealthy with 6 million gold to their name, all gold pieces should be called silver pieces so everyone's stash of gold is now silver. Thus solving the inflation crisis.
Thoughts and prayers with all true vampire players...

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:16 pm
by Svrtr
Make the use of the word "Lithe" in player descriptions to cause that character to be penalized


.......unless they're phenotype 2. Only let phenotype 2 use the word lithe in their description

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 6:27 pm
by Bunnysmack
Make people take bludgeoning damage constantly when moving at full speed in the interior areas of Brogenstein. Double this bludgeoning damage if they are also under the effects of Haste.