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What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 7:02 pm
by Cthuletta
This made me laugh and I know it's not the first time this joke has been tossed around.
So I'm curious- if your character had to play D&D, what class would they choose?
For example-
Juniper the Druid would probably play a Half-Orc Barbarian just to use an axe and rage at things since she has the strength of an overcooked noodle otherwise.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:07 pm
by Amateur Hour
Solveigh would play a pure fighter, because she did not handle complicated things well and got overwhelmed easily. Swing sword = dead enemy = great.
"Anna" would play a bard. She would also be any table's nightmare because she would be an extremely hot bard who should (in Anna's opinion) win every Persuasion role by default, and she'd probably not be asked back to the second session.
Ninim would play the most bog-standard paladin you could imagine.
Maethiel would play a barbarian. Extremely poorly.
Ynge would just refuse to play, mutter about "young folk these days", and give everyone snacks.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:40 am
by Aeryeris
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:44 am
by In Sorrow We Trust
V would play a paladin, because in the scope of a 5e game, it lets her be a powergamer.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by Edens_Fall
Paladin . . . Because irony.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:22 am
by MintoCloudpaw
Minto would go for a halfling rogue/moon druid/trickster cleric mangled multiclass because he'd be indecisive and want to play a follower of Brandobaris who could also shapeshift because he never learned to do that growing up.
Then he'd settle on a halfling divine soul sorcerer and be a blessed of Brandobaris that was very lucky.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:35 pm
by TavernRoleplayer
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:32 am
by Rei_Jin
Well, Ner would crack out the "Savage Species" book and plead with the DM to be able to play a dragon.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:38 am
by Preserver
Valeria would scoff at the invitation and say she doesn't play that nerd stuff, then go out and smoke while the kids have fun.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:18 pm
by D4wN
Thomas would most definitely play himself
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2023 5:35 pm
by Deep Fried Thinking Emoji
Zemys would also play Thomas, just to annoy him.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:46 pm
by Mythic
Merry would play a Baker, or Barbarian, Or a Bakebarian
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:27 am
by Paint
Impei would play a half-orc barbarian and invest only in strength to live out the deranged power fantasy of having carrying capacity.
Ester would play a goblin rogue. I don't need to explain that one.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:31 am
by Eira
Akorae would play a sorcerer to "see what this magic thing is all about" and then actually love it
Luevia would play this homebrew: https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-LBaOFfZugUxpRYeIYtQ
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 7:16 pm
by JustMonika
I believe Astral would want to be the DM.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 12:06 am
by Haniaboo
Sili would be a wild mage and then get angry and yell about how bad magic is.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:10 pm
by D4wN
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:27 am
by EnigmaticSpirit
Ryana would be a human paladin. For the woman she wishes she could be.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 1:02 pm
by Hazard
Mala would beg Irongron to let her play as a cat.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:33 am
by MarkRed
D4wN wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:10 pm
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Aurok would also play the Chief Guardian
Warre likely a Cleric (Of Torm)
Tobold would play an NPC, spending his time eating pies like the good old days, and kidnapped into adventures by the party (Also like the good old days)
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:14 pm
by Dr. B
irate human gamer who rants on the forums about balance issues.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:58 pm
by AddledPunster
Gwenno would play a Paladin and make everyone else uncomfortable as she works out her personal issues at the table.
Unless it’s a SpellJammer campaign, then she’ll play herself and just indulge in the fantasy.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:49 pm
by Gaal
Xelcon would play Thomas half drow warlock infernal pact son..
No, Xelcon would play, himself, he loves being who he is, he is living his dream and fantasy in real life Arelith.
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:35 am
by LurkingShadow
Sil would be a wizard! Probably some kind of Elf still!
Re: What Class Would Your Character Play?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2023 2:37 pm
by good man of god