The first part is based on a quote from someone on the old forums, that got me to thinking. Nothing, or at least very little, is directly In Game Arelith related, though it's safe to presume it may be happening on arelith and the forgotten realms.
Given as this is a story rather than IC diary, feel free to add comments or not.
Part 1: Births.
- bugatiCharacters get resurrected daily on the server, clerics summon Hound Archons to fight but if a woman with money asks the cleric to summon the Hound Archon to bless her pregnancy... that is cheesy. Any advantage a woman might exert to have a healthy pregnancy that is within her means she might try.
The Hound Archon Kulfiel leant upon the gleaming pearlescent walls of Venya and sipped from his silver goblet, full to the brim with the sweetest, most golden mead. It was slightly on the warm side today, but as ever the fair, cool winds were enough to banish the worst of the heat. The mead cooled his tongue and he smiled in contentment as he overlooked the sloping, snowy hills and valleys of the third Heaven. Below him a small group of Petitioners were singing praises to Torm, swinging an orb of incense as they walked, the heady scent of it further decorating the air.
Suddenly Kulfiel felt a tugging sensation in his soul! A call of battle from the prime! His ears flicking at a call only he could hear he crouched and let -go- of himself, heeding the abrupt, strange tug that he had felt a few times before, a tug into the prime.
Pulled through the layers of the planes he put himself into stance. He unsheathed his flaming greatsword, his celestial amour shining and tightening around him, his lips falling back into a glorious snarl ready to face whatever foul demon, devil or scum that should deign to mar the prime with its presence!
The Prime materialized around him, he brought his great sword down once, a movement meant more to inspire fear than to strike anything, for he doubted there'd be any foe in front of him to hit.
He was... almost right
The gleaming great sword, wreathed in heavenly fire, clove right though a wooden table in front of him.
A woman shrieked. He looked up to see, not a devil, demon, vampyre or even goblin hoard... but a man and a woman dressed in simple, but still rather fine, clothing. The woman had a hefty bulge in her dress, and her hand was up to her face in shock. The man looked equally surprised. Glancing around some more Kulfiel found he was in a rather well appointed home, bereft of any foes or folk except the two in front of him and a priestess, glad in golden robes. A Waukeenian.
'Ah!' the stout Waukeenian woman said, smiling gleefully, 'You came, Oh Glorious one! Thank you for gifting us with your most radiant presence!'
'Uh. No problem.' Replied Kulfiel, a bit at a loss. This really wasn't the usual summoning. 'Sorry about the... uh... table.' He added after a moment to the distraught man and woman. They nodded, at last beginning to compose themselves.
Kulfiel tried to compose himself too, pulling up to his full height, speaking in his clearest tones, so that the ring of his Heaven-Touched voice may sound out fullest, he spoke: 'Why doest thou summon me here Priestess?'
'I summon you to do a great service to the world!' The priestess spoke loudly and with power. Good. That was something.
'And what my that be?'
'As you see, before you yonder fair maiden is big with child!'
Kulfiel turned to the mother who smiled nervously, her husband put his arms around her, protective.
'I do!' A slight sense of dread touched the Celestial, dread and pity. He hoped...
'Is.. Is the child cursed with the blood of the Damned? Of Devils or Demons? Has some vile seed found it’s way into her belly?' His voice boomed with dreadful clarity throughout the room.
'Oh no!' said the priestess, 'No, no nothing like that.'
Kulfiel was relieved, then suddenly a string of hope. Surely...? Maybe there -was- something to smite after all! 'Is the child... possessed? By some foul spirit? Do you wish me to smite it out!?'
The mother gasped in horror, and the priest went into a frenzy of reverent head shaking. 'Oh no Glorious one! Nothing like that at all!'
Kulfiel's broad shoulders slumped, why else...? 'Uh...' he tried at last, his voice far from heavenly, 'Is the child injured? Not right within the belly? I could put my Holy Hands upon it?'
'Not as far as I know, no.' Said the Priestess, even as another terrified little squeak came from the mother. Kulfiel was now at a lost.
'Then what in the name of Torm did you bring me here for?' He didn't even attempt to hide the irritation.
'To bless the child of course!'
'Bless the child?' Echoed Kulphiel. ‘But I didn't hear of any new great Destined being Born. I think the next one isn't due for another three hundred years. Unless someone's messed up the time Table again, which I suppose is possible. Honestly if Mystra continues having her little tiffs every year then-'
'No destiny that I am aware of!' interjected the priestess quickly, before Kulphiel could continue with one of his favorite rants. 'I mean, unless you -see- a destiny within it? Do you? Is that to be your blessing?'
Kulfiel looked at the priestess blankly, then turned to the man and woman, then back to the priestess. 'Why did you summon me to bless a child?' he asks, bluntly. 'I’m a Celestial Paladin of the third heavens, not some…. Fairy godmother. Why in the name of Torm did you summon me to bless a babe!’
'Well.. er... I was paid to.' Explained the priestess, her voice stuttering a little.
The Archon was about to berate the woman, when he remembered the golden robes. Waukeenian. Of course.
He could even now remember Galaphiel's voice ringing in his head now, that annoying sing-song tone. 'We don't need a Celestials Workers Union, Kulfiel, we have Torm! He's the best sort of Union we could have!' Pfah. What a load of baalor dung! If he could see that little Lantern Archon now he'd-
He took a deep breath, trying to put his thoughts onto purer, more heavenly paths.
‘Just put your holy paw upon the woman’s belly!’ continued the priestess, ‘and speak under her your gift!’
The Hound archon was about to retort he’d do no such bloody thing, but the look of hesitant expectation on the mother’s face, and the quiet, nervous pride of the father was too much. The priestess he’d happily disappoint, but these two? It wasn’t as if they’d get a refund.
So, a little reluctantly, he moved forward and placed a gauntleted paw upon the belly of the woman.
‘I bless this child.’ He intoned, which was about all he was asked to do, after all. Just for good measure he sent a small amount of healing energy into the woman, but she was hale and healthy enough, the child too by the feel of it.
‘Bless it with what?’ wheedled the priestess behind him.
‘What?’ Echoed the Hound Archon, blankly.
‘With what? You should bless the child –with- something.’ The Priestess was insistent.
Kulfiel looked again at the man, the woman, and the clothed expanse that was the woman’s bulging belly. He wracked his mind. Hound Archons are famed for a lot of fine qualities but, alas, imagination is not one of them.
‘Lyobb*’ He said at last in clearest celestial.
‘Lyobb?’ The Priestesses echoed back, incredulous.
The Hound archon nodded, solemnly. ‘Now release me.’ He hadn’t meant to sound like a threat, but the truth always rang out in the end.
The Priestess blanched and, clearing her throat, spoke the words to dismiss the him.
As he was fading out of existence he heard the woman ask the priestess what exactly ‘Lyobb’ was. He decided he’d let the priestess explain, no doubt one of her caliber could spin something half decent.
Materializing back on the pearly walls Kufiel gave out a satisfied sigh, glad that it was all over. He leaned forward, there was a small ‘clink’. The goblet of mead, which had been resting on the edge of the wall, was upended, pouring out its content and rolling off the wall before the stunned Hound Archon could react. He watched it tumble down wards into the snow far below, gleaming in the pure light of Celestia.
Kulfiel cursed. Sometimes he really hated being summoned.
*Lyobb - Translation - 'Stuff.'