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Add gnome corpses as an alternative to meats for making food rations. (Underdark Only)
Hunter548 wrote:Variety is often overrated. Sucking at 15 things is not better than being good at 3.
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In effort to make this a true roleplay server, all combat will remove dice rolls, and utilize a uniquely scripted system that simply responds to emotes. If I emote *hits you with a fireball*, I've hit, end of story. If I hit *tosses a fireball at you*, then you, of course, have the opportunity to *dodge* accordingly. Also, damage is calculated based on number of characters in an emote. So if my scythe WM emotes *Swings scythe*, he will do less damage then a dagger user who *Expertly flicks the dagger from his sheath, twirling in a fury to stab into the eye of his foe*
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These items are now able to be dual-wielded:
Quarterstaves
Double Weapons
Shields (all sizes)
Hidden feature:
If you are dual wielding Quarterstaves or Double Weapons and perform a Whirlwind Attack or Circle Kick, your character takes flight. This will open the teleport dialogue.
Quarterstaves
Double Weapons
Shields (all sizes)
Hidden feature:
If you are dual wielding Quarterstaves or Double Weapons and perform a Whirlwind Attack or Circle Kick, your character takes flight. This will open the teleport dialogue.
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Pixie PCs now wear rings as an armour.
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Require RPR 30 to send tells.
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A dungeon in which giant fishes have small humans as clubs.
Svrtr wrote:I've spoken with Kenji and warpriest will be allowed to take elemental avatar so keep this in mind too
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To help better simulate the tense attitude we expect in the underdark everyone is automatically set as hostile to everyone else within the borders of Andunor.
Random attacks of opportunity as you walk past people are seen as a feature not a bug.
Random attacks of opportunity as you walk past people are seen as a feature not a bug.
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Grey out all spellcaster familiars except pseudoragon and pixie to prevent people from picking the wrong familiar.
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Just rename Commoner class to Merchant already.
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Drow-run surface settlement with it's own mythal that allows only good aligned characters to enter. With an NPC leader who's a renegade drow ranger who helps keep it hidden. It's totally not Drizzt guys, his name is T'rizz't Jo'o'ord'an.
Oh the year was 1778...
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Personal hygiene-meter will be added to the Arelith. Characters can reduce it by taking a bath at the Sibayad bath house or nearby waters, as long they got piece of soap which will can be crafted by the herbalism.
This meter will drop lower quicker with each bloody battle, unchanged equipment, rotting heads in the bag or if you're a member of monstrous races.
If your hygiene gets into minus, you will suffer charisma penalties as well risk infecting nearby players with the disease.
This meter will drop lower quicker with each bloody battle, unchanged equipment, rotting heads in the bag or if you're a member of monstrous races.
If your hygiene gets into minus, you will suffer charisma penalties as well risk infecting nearby players with the disease.
https://petrifications.deviantart.com/
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
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Petrifictus wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:05 amPersonal hygiene-meter will be added to the Arelith. Characters can reduce it by taking a bath at the Sibayad bath house or nearby waters, as long they got piece of soap which will can be crafted by the herbalism.
This meter will drop lower quicker with each bloody battle, unchanged equipment, rotting heads in the bag or if you're a member of monstrous races.
If your hygiene gets into minus, you will suffer charisma penalties as well risk infecting nearby players with the disease.
Fricking love this. This should go into suggestions!
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After a long consideration we've decided to return Benwick keep to the module in all of its original glory, however as humanoid races can never hope to acheive the level of holiness to properly look after it, it will now be manned entirely by Corgi's.
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Accidentally typing in character dialogue or emotes to the DM chat toggle will immediately result in a column of divine fire dropping down on the offending PC from the heavens and sending them straight to fugue.
"You're insufferable..."
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
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nerf aa
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
Garrbear wrote:quite bluntly we can't balance the server around people who don't play well
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Buff monks.
".. the other number that isn't 18." - Jack Oat
".. but- someone is still pumping the brakes sometimes, right? ...right?" - Batcountry
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Randomize item properties added with the enchantment basin.
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On a similar note, make it possible to use the enchanting basin to forge/tailor/cook/alchemise/pray as we can all agree fixtures should be able to do what other fixtures do.
Playing:
Olwin (AKA Olicoros Vrozt Akael Shilligg Jugem Dojj Winzalfur AKA That £$%^ing Wizard)
Olwin (AKA Olicoros Vrozt Akael Shilligg Jugem Dojj Winzalfur AKA That £$%^ing Wizard)
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To simulate the vagaries of dangerous magic all enchanting basin now have a 3% chance of casting hellball at the current user with each enchant.
Successful or unsuccessful
Successful or unsuccessful
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Every point invested in the parry skill now adds +1 AC.
"You're insufferable..."
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
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Dexterity now adds +2 divine damage per modifier, because too many people are getting confused at character creation and still making Strength-based PCs.
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-disguise now not only changes a character's name, but also offers an option to change the race and sex... along with an alignment change and a full rebuild
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In addition high skilled disguise players must make Will saving throws against their disguise, so they dont forget who they truly are.
https://petrifications.deviantart.com/
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
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Make it so debuffs can't reduce monk AC.
"You're insufferable..."
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
"That's not true! I can totally be suffered!"
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Make a new Arelith class Mime which has only Slight of Hand as a primary class and starts in Cordor, but is a subject to the Cordor kill script and automatically gets notification that mobs are coming for the PC with pitchforks.