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The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
DM Void wrote: Don't be a salty idiot and everything will be fine.
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Characters gain +% when they use portals and horses or eat and drink a lot.
They can lose weight by adventuring on foot. If they become overweight, their model become more thick.
Bathrooms will be added later at future update, please use the nearby bushes.
EDIT:
Third meter: Addiction. All coffee, alcohol and guaji will raise addiction. To lower it your character need to visit the rehab.
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
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Draco Deleteur
Dreadlord Lucius Blackhand - "All is as Bane wills it."
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I'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbhDalenger wrote: ↑Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pmA built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.
The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses
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"What's a heretic?": a guide to religious schism terminology
Irongron wrote:4. No full screen images of the NWN gnome model (might frighten the children)
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"Da Main Man want ye to throw da saving roll on avoiding da taxes." - DM KarstaagKuma wrote: ↑Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:30 amI'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbhDalenger wrote: ↑Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pmA built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.
The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
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The gamers will have no weakness. GAMERS RISE UP
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Draco Deleteur
Dreadlord Lucius Blackhand - "All is as Bane wills it."
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Arelith should accept local vault characters instead from now on. Enforcing legal characters and item lvl restrictions is also a major pain on the old toaster, so those options should be turned off.
Custom toolset-made items are encouraged, of course. Let's make the server more lively.
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By Clangeddin, I am nae covetous for gold,
Nor care I for comely lasses!
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin tae covet honour,
I'm th' most offendin' soul alive!"
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Everyday movement speed is lowered by an additional 1% in the halls.
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Make permadeath mandatory, if not raised.
Need atleast RPR10 to lvl past lvl 10
Need atleast RPR 20 to lvl past lvl 20.
Need atleast RPR 30 to lvl past lvl 30.
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removing andunor races from surface
House Freth: Reference Information
House Claddath: Reference Information
"What's a heretic?": a guide to religious schism terminology
Irongron wrote:4. No full screen images of the NWN gnome model (might frighten the children)
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Also unlimited maximized/empowered Hellball & G Ruin
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First line a PC sees "Hey you, you're finally awake"
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"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
Garrbear wrote:quite bluntly we can't balance the server around people who don't play well
Irongron wrote:My main takeaway from this is that Jack is apparently personable
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No seriously put this in the real suggestions
Aura Bigstep - Got Out Ahead (Retired)
Egos Ironhide - Shelved
Consult a medical professional before believing anything Nevrus says.
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If you eat something expired, the character will risk being debuffed by disease and/or poison with random events of throwing up or ruining pants.
If you find some from the loot, you need to throw a lore check to figure out the date or find nearby herbalist.
Otherwise you take a risk from the travel provisions and milk looted from the undead within the Cordor Crypts.
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
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Randomly play as other PC and let other players play yours. Randomize per server restart.