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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CorsicanDoge » Sun Oct 11, 2020 5:04 pm

Every item is resized to be 10x10 to simulate keeping a light pack on adventures.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Dalenger » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pm

A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by mjones3 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:46 pm

-yoink should yoink players per caster level. You only get to choose one of them.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Salasker » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:38 am

There's a (low) percentage chance that every time you use a lens, portal, or teleport the game randomly grabs a target of off your list.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus » Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:11 am

Two new meters: Weight and Bathroom.
Characters gain +% when they use portals and horses or eat and drink a lot.
They can lose weight by adventuring on foot. If they become overweight, their model become more thick.
Bathrooms will be added later at future update, please use the nearby bushes.

EDIT:
Third meter: Addiction. All coffee, alcohol and guaji will raise addiction. To lower it your character need to visit the rehab.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Security_Blanket » Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:18 am

Bring back 12-second HiPS.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kuma » Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:30 am

Dalenger wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pm
A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
I'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbh

http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus » Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:43 am

Kuma wrote:
Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:30 am
Dalenger wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pm
A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
I'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbh

http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by -XXX- » Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:13 am

Huh, isn't that what Dis is all about?

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Airport Proximity Jesus » Mon Oct 12, 2020 6:31 pm

A new class, Gamer- they have +10 ab per level, +10 ac per level, and 3 caster level per level in divine AND arcane spells, and can learn spells by scroll.

The gamers will have no weakness. GAMERS RISE UP
8-) Cool kids wear shades during the endless night 8-)

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Security_Blanket » Mon Oct 12, 2020 6:35 pm

Shark models for Minotaur clubs.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Dedman1234 » Mon Oct 12, 2020 6:58 pm

To alleviate the strain on server databases, every serverside character should be deleted.

Arelith should accept local vault characters instead from now on. Enforcing legal characters and item lvl restrictions is also a major pain on the old toaster, so those options should be turned off.

Custom toolset-made items are encouraged, of course. Let's make the server more lively.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by OleBlighty » Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:39 pm

Any non-Dwarf running in Brogendenstein has a 50% chance of randomly teleporting to the Abyss or Baator when trying to use a door transition.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:54 am

The stereotype becomes true as brog slowly turns into a black hole.

Everyday movement speed is lowered by an additional 1% in the halls.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Aniel » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:14 am

removing surface races from andunor

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by livingNPC » Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:04 am

Empty server vault of characters, so that we can all start on even footing.

Make permadeath mandatory, if not raised.

Need atleast RPR10 to lvl past lvl 10

Need atleast RPR 20 to lvl past lvl 20.

Need atleast RPR 30 to lvl past lvl 30.

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kuma » Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:13 am

Aniel wrote:
Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:14 am
removing surface races from andunor
removing andunor races from surface

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4. No full screen images of the NWN gnome model (might frighten the children)


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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kenji » Wed Oct 14, 2020 2:06 am

Let TFs auto-maximize and then apply empower on everything.

Also unlimited maximized/empowered Hellball & G Ruin

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS » Wed Oct 14, 2020 2:27 pm

New original plotline, Illithid's invade Andunor. People start waking up in pods.

First line a PC sees "Hey you, you're finally awake"

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Jack Oat » Thu Oct 15, 2020 4:11 pm

nerf monks

"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."

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quite bluntly we can't balance the server around people who don't play well

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My main takeaway from this is that Jack is apparently personable


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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Anime Sword Fighter » Thu Oct 15, 2020 4:21 pm

max multi class level capped at 5

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Ajinai » Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:36 am

When picking epic reputation gain access to -adddeed and -removedeed command. When walking in cities a special NPC might spawn shouting out things like "Hey, it's you. The guy who {insert deed from deed list}"

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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Nevrus » Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:20 am

Ajinai wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:36 am
When picking epic reputation gain access to -adddeed and -removedeed command. When walking in cities a special NPC might spawn shouting out things like "Hey, it's you. The guy who {insert deed from deed list}"
No seriously put this in the real suggestions
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus » Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:24 am

The food and drink products will now have an expiring date.
If you eat something expired, the character will risk being debuffed by disease and/or poison with random events of throwing up or ruining pants.
If you find some from the loot, you need to throw a lore check to figure out the date or find nearby herbalist.
Otherwise you take a risk from the travel provisions and milk looted from the undead within the Cordor Crypts.
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Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Amnesy » Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:16 pm

Let's play a game.

Randomly play as other PC and let other players play yours. Randomize per server restart.

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