Write a Joke Suggestion!

[Petrifictus]

Humour yourselves with the joke suggestions that will never come true yet would give a laugh if ever seen in the Arelth.
Go wild, silly and creative! Come up with your own spells, feats, skills, rewards, etc.!

* Orgub's Fish: Summon a flying fish that club people to death. (Inspired by great Goblin Elder of Oogooboogoo/Scourge)
* Monster Empathy: Your druid and ranger knows where to rub ogres, goblinkind, orcs and other monstrous races to join for their trips.
* Forget Common Language: All you hear is gibberish unless you manage to find Common Phrasebook from 1% loot chance.
* Disfavored Enemy: Ranger gets -1 disadvantage on attacks and skills with each 5 lvls against their chosen disliked opponnent.

[NPC Logger Number 2]

* Dwarves are no longer allowed to take the feats Dodge or Epic Dodge, because according to the lore dwarves do not dodge.

[Lexx]

Give Yuan-ti box cardboard box shape polymorph so they can finally live out their solid snake cosplay fantasies.

[Kuma]

* Dwarves are no longer allowed to take the feats Dodge or Epic Dodge, because according to the lore dwarves do not dodge.

blinding speed is a banned feat for dwarves for obvious reasons

[Petrifictus]

Animal Empathy will now apply on werewolves and druids who take animal form.

[The GrumpyCat]

Every player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.

[Emotionaloverload]

Sorcs get added CHA based on less equipment slots filled. Nudity makes you stronger in this realm!

Halflings get an a DR boost for overeating. And their food percent can go to 150%

Ghosts of legendary characters have a 1% spawn in historically relevant areas. I would love to see Katar Black haunt the sewers.

-S

[wulfburk]

Totem shark druids. An army of sharks in hover mode terrorizing the island.

[Kuma]

Every player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.

i'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion box

[Sombricimos]

Every player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.

i'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion box

Kind of. It is something I wanted to send to the suggestion box but knew would get rejected. I would've put a condition, such as "Upon reaching lv30".

Also.

Halflings can be affected by dwarfism and thus end up being Quarterlings.

[Eira]

* Dwarves are no longer allowed to take the feats Dodge or Epic Dodge, because according to the lore dwarves do not dodge.

blinding speed is a banned feat for dwarves for obvious reasons

But dwarves are natural sprinters!

[Aradin]

^^^

Dwarves can cast expeditious retreat 1/day, because they're very dangerous over short distances.

[Glowing Mushroom]

Garden Gnome Subrace

Very small, must always wear blue coat and red hat.

Can create 1 fudge cookie per day.

-4 to all Stats, +4 to WIS and INT

Starts with Epic Dodge

Gains free HIPS when in wilderness, gains +10 Natural AC when in gardens/farms.

[ThePor]

[Nevrus]

All gnomes automatically receive Animal as a free language.

[strong yeet]

Every player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.

i'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion box

Wasnt this how it worked on FL?

[Drowboy]

this but unironically tho

[DM Rex]

DM tip jar

[Archnon]

this but unironically tho

I'll raise you, make all weapons follow ubab.

[Anime Sword Fighter]

Every player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.

i'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion box

Wasnt this how it worked on FL?

minus the you lose a life when you kill someone, yes

[Carl Winslow from Family Matters]

Fake Mustache items for the -disguise system.

[Airport Proximity Jesus]

If an award subrace specifically captures your heart you can permanently have access to it if you permanently lock yourself off of access from two other award races(variable from what tier vs what tier of lock-out/full claim)

[-XXX-]

A working time machine!
Would reset all servers and roll them back a RL day whenever used.

[Dreams]

Upon joining the server as a Switch or Mobile player, you’re banned with the message “This is a roleplay server.”

[Petrifictus]

Exploding Cow Totem Druid. They get ability to summon and turn into exploding cow.