Write a Joke Suggestion!
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Write a Joke Suggestion!
Go wild, silly and creative! Come up with your own spells, feats, skills, rewards, etc.!
* Orgub's Fish: Summon a flying fish that club people to death. (Inspired by great Goblin Elder of Oogooboogoo/Scourge)
* Monster Empathy: Your druid and ranger knows where to rub ogres, goblinkind, orcs and other monstrous races to join for their trips.
* Forget Common Language: All you hear is gibberish unless you manage to find Common Phrasebook from 1% loot chance.
* Disfavored Enemy: Ranger gets -1 disadvantage on attacks and skills with each 5 lvls against their chosen disliked opponnent.
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blinding speed is a banned feat for dwarves for obvious reasonsNPC Logger Number 2 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:35 pm* Dwarves are no longer allowed to take the feats Dodge or Epic Dodge, because according to the lore dwarves do not dodge.
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Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.
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Halflings get an a DR boost for overeating. And their food percent can go to 150%
Ghosts of legendary characters have a 1% spawn in historically relevant areas. I would love to see Katar Black haunt the sewers.
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i'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion boxThe GrumpyCat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 5:39 pmEvery player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.
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Irongron wrote:4. No full screen images of the NWN gnome model (might frighten the children)
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Kind of. It is something I wanted to send to the suggestion box but knew would get rejected. I would've put a condition, such as "Upon reaching lv30".Kuma wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 6:59 pmi'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion boxThe GrumpyCat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 5:39 pmEvery player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.
Also.
Halflings can be affected by dwarfism and thus end up being Quarterlings.
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Kuma wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 4:54 pmblinding speed is a banned feat for dwarves for obvious reasonsNPC Logger Number 2 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:35 pm* Dwarves are no longer allowed to take the feats Dodge or Epic Dodge, because according to the lore dwarves do not dodge.
But dwarves are natural sprinters!
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Dwarves can cast expeditious retreat 1/day, because they're very dangerous over short distances.
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Very small, must always wear blue coat and red hat.
Can create 1 fudge cookie per day.
-4 to all Stats, +4 to WIS and INT
Starts with Epic Dodge
Gains free HIPS when in wilderness, gains +10 Natural AC when in gardens/farms.
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Wasnt this how it worked on FL?Kuma wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 6:59 pmi'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion boxThe GrumpyCat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 5:39 pmEvery player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.
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minus the you lose a life when you kill someone, yesstrong yeet wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:50 pmWasnt this how it worked on FL?Kuma wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 6:59 pmi'm reasonably sure this has actually been in the suggestion boxThe GrumpyCat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 5:39 pmEvery player recieves a 10 life, pvp only MOD.
Ever player also recieves a 10 life, PVP only Mod that you loose lives off when you kill another pc.
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Would reset all servers and roll them back a RL day whenever used.
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RP only starts at 30 if you're a coward.
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