Arelith

New available greater/major award - a blind person:

- cannot gain ab from str and dex, only zen archery
- cannot run
- -50 spot penalty
- +10 listen bonus
- Blind immunity (mechanically speaking)

Epic-level gelatinous cubes now spawn exclusively on transitions, every transition. They are renamed to Transition Cube.

FOOD AND WATER
eating to %150 Food will give you +1 Strength, -1 Dexterity, and -10 Movement Speed because you're carrying a Food-Baby.

The wild mage spell "Chaos Shield" is now replaced with "Chaos Sword." The next spell casted is guaranteed to surge not just once, but 1+CL/5 times in a row. Between 1 and 7 surges will all trigger in succession to one another, there is no control over whether those surges will be beneficial or detrimental to the caster.

Once every six months, everyone's alignment swaps.
Failure to stick to your new alignment leads to an RPR penalty.

Once a year, everyone's class swaps.

The Animal Companions and Familiars now poop. Please bring a trash pouch for their pick ups if you walk them at the settlement or NPC Guards give you a fine.
Repeated failures to do so will mark you as Outcast.

-Cursed materials: craft something using them will always fail with no godsave. There is no way to know if they´re cursed.

-The Church of Flat Toril is about to open somewhere.

-makesafe Is no longer used for unsticking a PC.

Instead, upon typing "-makesafe" your PC will immediately start yelling out procedurally generated statements under the shout toggle about how an enemy has infiltrated the area. Additionally, your PC will automatically hostile and draw weapons against all other PCs/NPCs in the instance (if no weapon is in your inventory, you are instead equipped with a make-shift pointed stick), and the condition will then force all other nearby PCs to make will saves or be struck with the same condition.

Rename the Dale as the Shire and rename Bendir as Hobbiton. Because why not lol.

The more people you get to worship your character, the more power you gain.

The only way you can become a leader of a settlement is to have taken Noble Reward.

Kya, chatting to Jeren on the way back from the Tower after the attack:
"How many ears does Edward Cordor have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the Cordor Frontier."

I'll get my coat.

EnigmaticSpirit wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:33 pm

Kya, chatting to Jeren on the way back from the Tower after the attack:
"How many ears does Edward Cordor have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the Cordor Frontier."

I'll get my coat.

You are now required to right a joke suggestion. Something funny that will never get approved.

AstralUniverse wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:15 pm

EnigmaticSpirit wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:33 pm

Kya, chatting to Jeren on the way back from the Tower after the attack:
"How many ears does Edward Cordor have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the Cordor Frontier."

I'll get my coat.

You are now required to right a joke suggestion. Something funny that will never get approved.

Rename the Cordor Frontier to Edward Cordor's Final Frontier?

EnigmaticSpirit wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:52 pm

AstralUniverse wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:15 pm

EnigmaticSpirit wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:33 pm

Kya, chatting to Jeren on the way back from the Tower after the attack:
"How many ears does Edward Cordor have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the Cordor Frontier."

I'll get my coat.

You are now required to right a joke suggestion. Something funny that will never get approved.

Rename the Cordor Frontier to Edward Cordor's Final Frontier?

That's much better *sage nod*

Make ooze a playable race.

A new background for commoners, "Angry Mob" that allows you to spawn 10 followers all armed with pitchforks and torches.

All alignments but True Neutral now require 30 RPR and a Normal reward.

The Bless spell no longer gives ab/damage as per default NWN.

Instead, the effect varies based on the deity of the caster, providing an intangible benefit defined by the dogma of each religion. The exact list is kept secret for FOIG reasons, but we encourage our players to experiment. Remember to tip a coin to your local priest of the Bitch Queen before you set out to sea.... just in case.

(bonus points: Behind the scenes there's no mechanical benefits, just confirmation bias and paranoia).

Spellswords awarded one summon, but lose their familiar, the attack Newt!

All spiders gain 100% damage immunity vs. Drow.

Whenever an ogre throws a boulder at you he yells: "Heads up."

Pale masters self-palming to death is returned, but will now also cause them to explode in an irresistible disease, poison, and curse effect that only goes away when you walk over a water tile for everyone in a hellball sized area

Using the -language command now prohibits further language learning for 5 RL minutes.

Implement a once-per-round fortitude save of a DC equal to character level, rolled against the latest skill, Breathe (a class skill for every class but Barbarian). A failed check takes off 5HP and adds a two-round debuff to all skills, of the same amount.

Failing the check twice in a row leads to unconsciousness and collapse (visually resembles knockdown), three times is death.