The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

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The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by mjones3 » Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:14 pm

In order to not completely derail another thread I am making a new one. Inspired by this.
The GrumpyCat wrote:
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Bit of a tangent, but it's a real shame we can't have more body type modles on NWN. Few of my male characters have been the big beefcakes shown, a lot of t hem have been more on the slender, or slight angle.
You want a slim character but not happy with the model options? No worries I give you the dwarf slimmer 3000 :tm:!

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In the simple step of picking the right robe. Warning does not lighten dwarf, if used more than twice daily might cause suffocation. See your local cleric for more details.

Next weeks product will be how to give your elf a slimmer waist.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Bunnysmack » Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:31 pm

Audible gasp. Is...Is that...A dwarf that participates in running!? Such things actually exist!?
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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Skalding » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 pm

"We dwarves are natural sprinters!"

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Party in the forest at midnight » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:49 pm

That is one heck of a corset.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by andthenthatwasthat » Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:10 pm

Could we have this option on creation (like the height) for all races? Please! Pretty please!

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by mjones3 » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm

Not next week but whatever! I give you the Elven Waist slimmer, so you can wear that awesome magical belt you found in the xvart caves. Now available for all races. 9 out of 10 clerics recommend you avoid this product if you have intestines.


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andthenthatwasthat wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:10 pm
Could we have this option on creation (like the height) for all races? Please! Pretty please!


These are robe options available for everyone via the rest menu so you can get it if you want! I just find it highly entertaining how certain robes look if you're not base human.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by andthenthatwasthat » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:57 am

mjones3 wrote:
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm
These are robe options available for everyone via the rest menu so you can get it if you want!
I got excited that it was some kind of a hak that could be applied on creation. I needed this bad for one of my human characters. :(

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by mjones3 » Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:14 am

Well you can get it, its not as blatantly obvious on humans as it is dwarves, but theres 3-4 robe/outfit options out there that give a different base torso model. Probably more.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Mattamue » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:19 am

+1 those legs tho

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Dreams » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:34 am

As funny as these things are, doesn't this show that we should be adjusting some of the male clothing options? They're well covered for the female options, but many of the male models are messed up.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by mjones3 » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:11 am

They look much better than pictured if you actually put some effort into the outfits and use it on a more standard character than an overweight dwarf.

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Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000

Post by Tathkar Eisgrim » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:55 am

Someone should open a girdle shop in Cordor.

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