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facesmash
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by facesmash » Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:44 pm
Hey all~ So my recent character is spreading "Trickster Joke Stones" around arelith. Pretty much just trying to find interesting places to place these things, where they (hopefully) wont get blown up by mobs and the like. I have about five out there right now, with like five more ready to go but I want to make quite a few (as long as the fixture limit of the area will allow of course)
But~ I need help. Coming up with all these jokes alone is hard, so if you have any fantasy related jokes(that are PG enough for arelith) and you dont mind me using them, please post them below! Maybe you'll find your joke stone around the isle someday
Thanks!
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Gilbert K
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by Gilbert K » Mon Apr 05, 2021 12:21 am
Just tell every "guy walks into a bar" drinking joke you know, except replace "guy" with "dwarf". That's all you gotta do. It's how I got my RPR raised to 20.
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Ninjimmy
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by Ninjimmy » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:20 am
"A dwarf walks into a barber. That's the joke"
"How did the dead elf at the top of the tree die? He fell Myoff"
"A banite, a murderer and a philanderer walk into a bar, barman says "What can I get for you Chancellor?""
This one is timeless as it applies to every chancellor regardless of who it is and how comically off base it is.
" There was once a killer called Ercy who massacred entire villages at a time but no-one knew what they looked like until there was finally one survivor who described what they saw. Gnome Ercy"
Playing:
Olwin (AKA Olicoros Vrozt Akael Shilligg Jugem Dojj Winzalfur AKA That £$%^ing Wizard)
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Dreams
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by Dreams » Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:34 am
So, Dwarf walks into a bar. He's too short. LOL!
RP only starts at 30 if you're a coward.
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Altair01
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by Altair01 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:18 am
"Why did the dwarf climb the roof? Because the ale was on the house."
"How do you get an orc to flee a room? Put a mirror in it."
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Glowing Mushroom
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by Glowing Mushroom » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:43 pm
A dwarf, who is a mystic, escapes from the castle brig.
The guards put out a call that there is a small medium at large.
Burin the Earthly.
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TimeAdept
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by TimeAdept » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:44 pm
Puns are the way to go. Beholders are a gold mine for this.
What do you call a rotten beholder? A Be-molder!
What do you call an elderly beholder? A Be-older!
What do you call a rich beholder? A Be-golder!
What do you call a Beholder that knows ice magic? A Be-colder!
What do you call a Beholder that's an expert at domination magic? A Be-tolder!
What do you call a beholder that's an expert at confusion magic? A befuddler.
What do call a beholder that someone just bought at the auction? A Be-solder!
What you call a beholder with hands for eyestalks? A beholder, don't be silly.
