What Class Would Your Character Play?

[Cthuletta]

This made me laugh and I know it's not the first time this joke has been tossed around.

So I'm curious- if your character had to play D&D, what class would they choose?

For example-
Juniper the Druid would probably play a Half-Orc Barbarian just to use an axe and rage at things since she has the strength of an overcooked noodle otherwise.

[Amateur Hour]

Solveigh would play a pure fighter, because she did not handle complicated things well and got overwhelmed easily. Swing sword = dead enemy = great.

"Anna" would play a bard. She would also be any table's nightmare because she would be an extremely hot bard who should (in Anna's opinion) win every Persuasion role by default, and she'd probably not be asked back to the second session.

Ninim would play the most bog-standard paladin you could imagine.

Maethiel would play a barbarian. Extremely poorly.

Ynge would just refuse to play, mutter about "young folk these days", and give everyone snacks.

[Aeryeris]

Urshak.

[In Sorrow We Trust]

V would play a paladin, because in the scope of a 5e game, it lets her be a powergamer.

[Edens_Fall]

Paladin . . . Because irony.

[MintoCloudpaw]

Minto would go for a halfling rogue/moon druid/trickster cleric mangled multiclass because he'd be indecisive and want to play a follower of Brandobaris who could also shapeshift because he never learned to do that growing up.

Then he'd settle on a halfling divine soul sorcerer and be a blessed of Brandobaris that was very lucky.

[TavernRoleplayer]

Blackguard

[Rei_Jin]

Well, Ner would crack out the "Savage Species" book and plead with the DM to be able to play a dragon.

[Preserver]

Valeria would scoff at the invitation and say she doesn't play that nerd stuff, then go out and smoke while the kids have fun.

[D4wN]

Thomas would most definitely play himself

[Deep Fried Thinking Emoji]

Zemys would also play Thomas, just to annoy him.

[Mythic]

Merry would play a Baker, or Barbarian, Or a Bakebarian

[Paint]

Impei would play a half-orc barbarian and invest only in strength to live out the deranged power fantasy of having carrying capacity.

Ester would play a goblin rogue. I don't need to explain that one.

[Eira]

Akorae would play a sorcerer to "see what this magic thing is all about" and then actually love it

Luevia would play this homebrew: https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-LBaOFfZugUxpRYeIYtQ

[JustMonika]

I believe Astral would want to be the DM.

[Haniaboo]

Sili would be a wild mage and then get angry and yell about how bad magic is.

[D4wN]

Zemys would also play Thomas, just to annoy him.

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[EnigmaticSpirit]

Ryana would be a human paladin. For the woman she wishes she could be.

[Hazard]

Mala would beg Irongron to let her play as a cat.

[MarkRed]

Zemys would also play Thomas, just to annoy him.

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Aurok would also play the Chief Guardian

Warre likely a Cleric (Of Torm)

Tobold would play an NPC, spending his time eating pies like the good old days, and kidnapped into adventures by the party (Also like the good old days)

[Dr. B]

irate human gamer who rants on the forums about balance issues.

[AddledPunster]

Gwenno would play a Paladin and make everyone else uncomfortable as she works out her personal issues at the table.

Unless it’s a SpellJammer campaign, then she’ll play herself and just indulge in the fantasy.

[Gaal]

Zemys would also play Thomas, just to annoy him.

Xelcon would play Thomas half drow warlock infernal pact son..

No, Xelcon would play, himself, he loves being who he is, he is living his dream and fantasy in real life Arelith.

[LurkingShadow]

Sil would be a wizard! Probably some kind of Elf still!

[good man of god]

old, cranky, hungry