DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Thu Jul 28, 2022 1:51 am

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Cordorians Can't Sail (pixel on digital canvas, 2022)


I give to you: the informal crew of an unnamed rental ship
-ballista hits 60% of the time, every time.
-thanks to a special promotional offer -- all profits are tax-free
-has a submersible mode (not recommended for air breathers)
-sixth runner up in the "arelith's 4 most lethal crews" contest
-request to officially change ship name to "tier 5 longboat" still pending

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by Party in the forest at midnight » Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:22 am

I am glad to see your art return. I look forward to these, they always brighten my day.

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by If Only » Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:56 am

Navigating the sea with a moral compass.
Ex animo.

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:30 am

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based on a true story

-one (1) pirate was harmed in the making of this video
-kholingen wine may lead to headaches, nausea, and loss of consciousness if consumed in excess
-contrary to popular belief, sencliff does NOT issue a tattoo for being beat up in a bar
-you do get to keep the scars, though
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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:53 pm

Ok crew, we're taking a brief intermission from misadventures on the trackless sea because I was going through an old art folder while waiting for my PIETY TO SLOWLY TICK UP WHILE PRAYING FOR ENCHANTED GEAR and figured I'd share a few.

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Garrett Kelson (you can tell by the wizard hat) and Paige Mosbrooke (I think) fight off eldritch evils outside the arcane tower. Or they're trying to catch a Ghastly with an Ultra-Ball. honestly idk it's been a long time but the world is saved.

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maligno doing clown things. godspeed, funny man.

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remember kids, murder is wrong and illegal about 50% of the time. that number only gets lower if you're killing drow on the surface.

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brave minmir scout kills giants along the road with exciting and exotic devices called pre-nerf rogue grenades. thank her for her service, she sacrificed her eye in the ettin wars.

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and lastly, we have a valentines day card made by (briefly) notorious assassin Sarek Malfas. He was a real lady-killer.

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Mon Aug 22, 2022 1:02 am

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Meanwhile, on Sencliff...

-mangonel ammunition below +5 not recommended for encounters with eldritch evils
-according to sencliff legend, veras was only a few pursuade points shy of succeeding his very passionate "it seriously wasn't me this time, you guys always blame me every time something happens around here" defense
-for some reason, nobody believed him
-the crater where the bhaalspire once stood was declared off-limits by all surviving crews of the buccaneer's bay incident of 177AR
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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:46 pm

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"A Sure Thing"

-depicted: page 1 of 62
-translations for 4 languages, none of which match
-pages 22 through 44 lost in a ship fire in the athkatlan easterlies
-veras maintains that the fire was MOST DEFINITELY not his fault
-the record does show he was unsupervised at the time

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