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DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:03 pm

you can pay me in bitcoin


Hello this is where I'm going to start posting some of my MS Paint collection that I normally just send and then delete off my computer never to be seen again. My current inspiration is the Gray Griffons mercenaries, so I started out with a couple of their members and am planning to do a few more in the coming days.

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LARS:
-served 2 tours in the orclands (he survived. his marriage did not.)
-has a high capacity tactical assault staff
-nobody has ever seen his face, not even him
-<CLASSIFIED_ENTRY>



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TARTHI:
-once killed an ancient red dragon with her bare hands for flying too close to Fort Weglyn airspace
-has ruined more kobolds lives than the RDD class
-sticks and stones to break your bones
-also hurts you with words
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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by woodbreeze » Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:40 pm

LOL I love it

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Wed Dec 15, 2021 10:16 pm

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ARTHUR:
-elf gf, drugs, and rat-n-roll
-sleeps anywhere between 2 and 15 hours per day
-refuses to sell out
-friends with jack black, probably




EDIT - some Lars fan art came in.

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by trouble on her brow » Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:23 am

There's been so much fantastic art lately. These are great.

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:39 pm

1 like = 1 delay to kyari's inevitable doom at the hands of a terrifying monster
you guys can do it, i believe in you

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KYARI:
-owner of the largest fireworks collection on the island
-small woodland creatures help do her chores while she sings
-friends with everyone, including her illusion clone
-once called someone a "fizz head", still feels bad about it
-has a list of everyone who has ever made her cry
-you do not want to be on that list

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Post by Sincra » Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:02 pm

Keep these coming.
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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:32 pm

sponsored by amazon prime, enter code "ms paint" at checkout for a 5% increase in the cost of your delivery


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SILTRIN:
-once won a staring contest with a statue
-rumored to be 2 kobolds in a trench coat
-has a different mask for each emotion he wishes to convey
-they are all identical, only he seems to know the difference

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by Nekonecro » Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:42 pm

The one that shows No is his favourite.
Second place goes to mild confusion.

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Post by woodbreeze » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:10 am

I LOVE IT

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:33 pm

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MIME:
-once got lost in an invisible maze for 5 whole days
-started putting his name into elections as a joke
-accidentally ended up as the mayor of a small fishing village on the sword coast
-contrary to popular belief, that's not a mask. it's his real face.
-also available for birthday parties

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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by fulminea » Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:20 pm

Can we post screenshots and you ms paint them please?

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:10 pm

fulminea wrote:
Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:20 pm
Can we post screenshots and you ms paint them please?
I'm really flattered at the positive reception from everyone so far, It has made this a lot of fun. I MAAAY consider tentatively taking a few requests once I've finished with my current project (I have about 2 or 3 more to do unless I decide to keep mixing in more adjacent people) but I tend to do a lot better (and feel more inspired) when I have a good idea of the personality of the characters I'm dealing with. It's hard for me to add flavor for a PC I haven't had a chance to interact with and I end up with some real 5/10 art that just leaves us both disappointed.

and i cannot settle for any less than the curated best for the community

ANYWAYS, PATCH NOTES:
-updated tarthi and lars to v2. displayed in 4k uhd versions now that i've discovered how to draw black lines around shapes
-recommended hardware for viewing has been raised to 32gb ram and an nvidia geforce rtx 3080 gpu

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:55 pm

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VULTURE:
-orb ponderer
-has won "sibayad's best dressed" 3 years in a row
-was born in the helmet, it grows with him
-originally learned magic so he could deafen himself to better ignore people
-extensive feather collection

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Post by Sincra » Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:56 pm

LOL
Orb pondering.
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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by DeepWebAssassin » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:42 am

be sure to check out my other content as well, including classics such as:
-22 tricks to make people think you're 50 rpr
-how to get away with running in brogendenstein
-cordor crime statistics (reaction video)
-is it ok to scry your ex?


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GENVIS:
-creator of waukoin cryptocurrency
-has 15 offshore sibayadi bank accounts under 7 names and 8 shell corporations
-his clothes are more valuable than most people's life savings
-there's nothing in the briefcase, he's not a sucker
-has enough money to actually buy happiness
-still doesn't, he invested it in rental properties all around the island instead

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:51 pm

nobody was harmed by all the edge in the making of this photo

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SAREK:
-has tyler durden in his myspace top 8
-80% sure that pain is just an illusion
-severely injures himself during training the remaining 20% of the time
-based most of his philosophy on a mix of fortune cookies and soulhaven's fantasy section
-outspoken enemy of identity theft

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Post by woodbreeze » Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:58 pm

im gonna get a tattoo like that

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Mon Dec 20, 2021 12:05 pm

ok so im getting a lot (0) of questions about lars' tactical staff and figured i'd throw you guys a bone. im not really supposed to share classified information like this but as long as nobody tells the merchant league we've been waving these bad boys around in their market it should be fine

it's not murder if it's a kobold

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Tue Dec 21, 2021 7:38 pm

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ive finally been exposed to the sail system so this is what im doing for the time being

i give to you -- pirates of the carribean XXI: michael bolton's revenge

featuring our heroes....

THE FIRST SISTER:
-50% leadership bonus to xp during training montages that involve elindros
-sweet uniforms (actually wearing them gives cumulative +1 mood bonus to vesra)
-bombards
-bombards still
-responsible for more pirate deaths than scurvy and imperial navies combined
-elf trained to yell "yar" on command, audible from up to 3 nautical miles away (used to echolocate enemy vessels at night)
-halfling chef's food scientifically proven to extend lifespan by 15 years, increase crit range, and reverse hair loss in men over 40 (citation needed)

-Edit: I got the name embarrassingly wrong the first time.
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Re: DeepWebArtisan -- MS Paint Bonanza

Post by Dean » Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:02 pm

DeepWebAssassin wrote:
Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:42 am
GENVIS:
-creator of waukoin cryptocurrency
-has 15 offshore sibayadi bank accounts under 7 names and 8 shell corporations
-his clothes are more valuable than most people's life savings
-there's nothing in the briefcase, he's not a sucker
-has enough money to actually buy happiness
-still doesn't, he invested it in rental properties all around the island instead
I have a new money making sche- I mean plan. I call them WFTs, Waukeen Forgeable Tokens. Using the WAUKoin Anvil-Chain you too can own a piece of artwork of a goofy werewolf with various colors, items, and backgrounds.

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:32 pm

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THE BUTCHER:
-meat's back on the menu
-responsible for an estimated 88% of arelith's air pollution
-has sunk more than one small fishing vessel on accident by crashing through it while trying to get close enough to board
-crew is recipient of the andunor award for diversity and teamwork
-assuming the award was intended as an insult, the captain threw it overboard on their first outing

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Post by Cthuletta » Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:20 pm

Omg!!! LOL that's great 😂

Juniper Oakley - Just A Wee Bit Batty

Ny'aza 'Peggy' Philor'tyl - Travelling
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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:46 pm

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digital on canvas, painted in the summer of 175 ar
this art drew inspiration from the deep, internal struggle that all who fight wickedness must face


are we men, or monsters?
the balance of life and death was a power never meant for mortal hands, and yet, we wield it
justice? vengeance? duty? purpose?
they are but constructs of a mortal world, flailing to find meaning
and yet, we persist in our search
ever hungry
the meal upon the table representing what could be, if only we chose to cast off the restrictions we placed upon ourselves. the sweet taste of satisfaction that our terrible power could give us if wielded selfishly.


or its just a simple joke about elindros being overweight.

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Post by DeepWebAssassin » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:33 pm

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fear does not exist in this dojo ship crew

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Post by AsteraceaeOculus » Tue Feb 15, 2022 5:29 pm

The best thing about being able to access the forums now is being able to see an incredible gallery of Deep Web Artisan mspaint originals.
I was so inspired by the last comic that I tried my own hand at drawing the scene. One of the most memorable Merchant Navy Moments for sure!
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