Arelith

Cordorians Can't Sail (pixel on digital canvas, 2022)


I give to you: the informal crew of an unnamed rental ship
-ballista hits 60% of the time, every time.
-thanks to a special promotional offer -- all profits are tax-free
-has a submersible mode (not recommended for air breathers)
-sixth runner up in the "arelith's 4 most lethal crews" contest
-request to officially change ship name to "tier 5 longboat" still pending

I am glad to see your art return. I look forward to these, they always brighten my day.

Navigating the sea with a moral compass.

based on a true story

-one (1) pirate was harmed in the making of this video
-kholingen wine may lead to headaches, nausea, and loss of consciousness if consumed in excess
-contrary to popular belief, sencliff does NOT issue a tattoo for being beat up in a bar
-you do get to keep the scars, though

Ok crew, we're taking a brief intermission from misadventures on the trackless sea because I was going through an old art folder while waiting for my PIETY TO SLOWLY TICK UP WHILE PRAYING FOR ENCHANTED GEAR and figured I'd share a few.



Garrett Kelson (you can tell by the wizard hat) and Paige Mosbrooke (I think) fight off eldritch evils outside the arcane tower. Or they're trying to catch a Ghastly with an Ultra-Ball. honestly idk it's been a long time but the world is saved.



maligno doing clown things. godspeed, funny man.



remember kids, murder is wrong and illegal about 50% of the time. that number only gets lower if you're killing drow on the surface.



brave minmir scout kills giants along the road with exciting and exotic devices called pre-nerf rogue grenades. thank her for her service, she sacrificed her eye in the ettin wars.



and lastly, we have a valentines day card made by (briefly) notorious assassin Sarek Malfas. He was a real lady-killer.

Meanwhile, on Sencliff...

-mangonel ammunition below +5 not recommended for encounters with eldritch evils
-according to sencliff legend, veras was only a few pursuade points shy of succeeding his very passionate "it seriously wasn't me this time, you guys always blame me every time something happens around here" defense
-for some reason, nobody believed him
-the crater where the bhaalspire once stood was declared off-limits by all surviving crews of the buccaneer's bay incident of 177AR

"A Sure Thing"

-depicted: page 1 of 62
-translations for 4 languages, none of which match
-pages 22 through 44 lost in a ship fire in the athkatlan easterlies
-veras maintains that the fire was MOST DEFINITELY not his fault
-the record does show he was unsupervised at the time