But this?
This isn't that.
This paper is torn. It's muddy. Mucky. It probably used to be white, but now it's all sorts of stained. Reds, browns and even some purples? This paper has seen it all. But it's not the paper that is interesting (or the smell). It's the tiny handwriting in a black ink, with equally tiny, grubby hand-prints.
It's a letter home.
Hi Ma, Pa, Mudder, Leaves, Cotton, Uncle Stump, Cousin Lump, Other Cousin Bump, Grandpa Oak, Grandma Rose and George!
I know this letter is a TEENSY bit late, but I have been so, so, SO busy! You guys have no idea what it's like here! These big-folk are so funny, with their big houses and their shoes. It's crazy! I mean, really, it isn't like back home. No big mud piles to jump in, no tree-house to sit and drink cider in.. I kinda miss that cider, tell Grandpa to send me some more!
So, let's see. It's been a couple years now since I left, hasn't it? I haven't got much to say... I've been out hunting for treasure since I got here though! You'd never believe the things I've found! Diamonds, Rubies, Sapphires! I even have a Runestone in my bag right now! Calls down Thunder or something, I'm not sure about this magic stuff. All I know is, I can use it. People have called me a Saucer Dress... I don't know what that means, but it's got something to do with magic? Still useless at that, has Cotton gone Mage Training yet?
I've met some right funny folk. Goldpants The Cleric, Coraline The Clever, Liz The Colourful, Tobi The Pickpocket, Shadow an' Miss Storm.. Or, Missus Storm now. Oh, and before I forget, I met a funny bloke called Rat who taught me how to look after my shadow proper! I'm going to make her happy as can be!
Before you ask, yes I've been safe, yes I've remembered my manners and NO I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND. Not like I have time anyway. Treasure is only there until someone takes it, and that someone is going to be me, Twiggy Gallowmere!
Love you all, big Halfling hugs!
P.S. I'm sending you some of my gold, I hope it's enough.
I know this letter is a TEENSY bit late, but I have been so, so, SO busy! You guys have no idea what it's like here! These big-folk are so funny, with their big houses and their shoes. It's crazy! I mean, really, it isn't like back home. No big mud piles to jump in, no tree-house to sit and drink cider in.. I kinda miss that cider, tell Grandpa to send me some more!
So, let's see. It's been a couple years now since I left, hasn't it? I haven't got much to say... I've been out hunting for treasure since I got here though! You'd never believe the things I've found! Diamonds, Rubies, Sapphires! I even have a Runestone in my bag right now! Calls down Thunder or something, I'm not sure about this magic stuff. All I know is, I can use it. People have called me a Saucer Dress... I don't know what that means, but it's got something to do with magic? Still useless at that, has Cotton gone Mage Training yet?
I've met some right funny folk. Goldpants The Cleric, Coraline The Clever, Liz The Colourful, Tobi The Pickpocket, Shadow an' Miss Storm.. Or, Missus Storm now. Oh, and before I forget, I met a funny bloke called Rat who taught me how to look after my shadow proper! I'm going to make her happy as can be!
Before you ask, yes I've been safe, yes I've remembered my manners and NO I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND. Not like I have time anyway. Treasure is only there until someone takes it, and that someone is going to be me, Twiggy Gallowmere!
Love you all, big Halfling hugs!
P.S. I'm sending you some of my gold, I hope it's enough.