Arelith Updates: What They *Really* Mean

[Party in the forest at midnight]

Arelith animal shelters see sudden surge of adoptions of cats and dogs. Fairies decide to move out of the underdark.

[-XXX-]

[Scurvy Cur]

In a surprise move, Bat Country posts an update clearly intended for some environment other than Arelith, as the word "ship" does not come up even once.

[Archnon]

Dev team suddenly realizes the diet of most island populations is fish.

[Inordinate]

Svirf Monk's everywhere cry out and are silenced.

As they should be.

[Watchful Glare]

Svirf Monk's everywhere cry out and are silenced.

As they should be.

[AstralUniverse]

The towershield +4 had it's -1 cha removed because no sane player in their right mind would ever use it on the designated divine classes otherwise.

Barbarian is still overpowered and still has it's dodge AC bonus.... for now.

Div Rogues still laying in their own guts, wondering what went wrong. A few Assassins, harpers and zhents are whistling innocently in response.

Leveling is now very fast, but no longer stupendously fast.

[Nitro]

Commoners everywhere put on suicide watch as their leveling is slowed down even more.

[MRFTW]

Ornithologists everywhere rejoice as the playable kenku dream marches slowly closer to fruition.

[malcolm_mountainslayer]

Kenji's "I have a dream" comes to fruitation.

Paladins rejoice as they are blessed to deal with the skal warlock/necromancer infiltration

The seas continue to beckon

Winged creatures can now "fall with style".

[Kenji]

Amazing chest ahead \[T]/

[AddledPunster]

Amazing chest ahead \[T]/

Coming soon to Arelith: Temporary, pre-fab messages! All players will find in their inventory a new item, "Yellow-red Chalk," that will allow them to create a temporary 'writing' on the ground using a selection of predetermined terms and phrases.

NOTE: Until further updates, these temporary messages WILL count against fixture limits. We will be changing this in time, please look forward to it.

[Void]

Amazing chest ahead \[T]/

Coming soon to Arelith: Temporary, pre-fab messages! All players will find in their inventory a new item, "Yellow-red Chalk," that will allow them to create a temporary 'writing' on the ground using a selection of predetermined terms and phrases.

NOTE: Until further updates, these temporary messages WILL count against fixture limits. We will be changing this in time, please look forward to it.

Also among the updates there will be a red gem which will allow arelithians to raid other neverwinter servers. High magic levels and high level cap on some of them remains a concern. It is unclear whether reverse raid will be possible.

[MissEvelyn]

Patch Notes: After we created it, Leadership was very popular. We fixed that.

[Ping14]

The great depression is upon us!

Soon: WAR!

[Flower Power]

Orogs revert back to communal behavioral patterns as incident rate of 'great leader' figures arising takes a sudden sharp dive.

[AstralUniverse]

Patch Notes: After we created it, Leadership was very popular. We fixed that.

Leadership was more print-gold-ship.

Head-grind routes nerfed. back to undead-mob grind routes.

[AstralUniverse]

-Rogue now has 4 base apr.
-Monk can now cast Divine Power and Scry.
-Your dreams of being an Earthkin Defender Orog can now come true - not that you have any choice.
-All of the gods in FR just got much stronger.
-Phychoactive food was added to the game. Now you can be a merchant, sailor, leader and a professional dog-walker better than before, by eating something entirely mundane...or is it... Coming soon: More craftable drugs.
-Enchantment Specialist, now comes to Arelith with a bag of Hopium in character creation.
-Blackguard joined the damage stacking spells hype train.
-Earthkin Defender no longer bugged. Suddenly appears a stream of disappointed players who didnt know about the bug all this time.
-We no longer need to turn off -notells to get our raise denied by our defeated foe. Now they can just refuse it via the game.

[Kriegos]

• But why? Why do they still call me nerf-happy? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect PvP Class Balance! Not for power, not for evil, but for good.

• The Cleric Rework will be the first of many. They shall fly from my keyboard, and sweep away every variant, every suboptimal build, every unique character, until the entire server is in the loving grip of the Balance Perfecta.

• And then balance will reign, and the server, and all the players, will bow to me and use cookie-cutter builds in loving gratitude.

• Whoops. It blew up on deployment. Hold, please.

(It says the board’s attachment limit was reached, else you’d all have Raul Julia’s M. Bison here)

[MissEvelyn]

• But why? Why do they still call me nerf-happy? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect PvP Class Balance! Not for power, not for evil, but for good.

• The Cleric Rework will be the first of many. They shall fly from my keyboard, and sweep away every variant, every suboptimal build, every unique character, until the entire server is in the loving grip of the Balance Perfecta.

• And then balance will reign, and the server, and all the players, will bow to me and use cookie-cutter builds in loving gratitude.

• Whoops. It blew up on deployment. Hold, please.

(It says the board’s attachment limit was reached, else you’d all have Raul Julia’s M. Bison here)

I've got you

[Ork]

toxic af

[Kenji]

For you, the day Kenji overhauled domains and cleric paths was the most important day of your life.

But for me, it was Tuesday.

[Ping14]

• But why? Why do they still call me nerf-happy? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect PvP Class Balance! Not for power, not for evil, but for good.

• The Cleric Rework will be the first of many. They shall fly from my keyboard, and sweep away every variant, every suboptimal build, every unique character, until the entire server is in the loving grip of the Balance Perfecta.

• And then balance will reign, and the server, and all the players, will bow to me and use cookie-cutter builds in loving gratitude.

• Whoops. It blew up on deployment. Hold, please.

(It says the board’s attachment limit was reached, else you’d all have Raul Julia’s M. Bison here)

https://youtu.be/LjogCytzX0s

That was beautiful...

But for me, it was Tuesday.

https://youtu.be/iVzAMmpMra8

[Kriegos]

That was beautiful...

But for me, it was Tuesday.

Pretty much the exact response I was hoping for, from the person I was hoping would say it.

[malcolm_mountainslayer]

Weebs rejoice for their str options on dex classes

Warlocks rejoice as sequencer gives them another tool to buy the souls of those wanting forbidden spells on their class specific sequencers.

Specialists can now help each other out more or just beg their local generalist