Arelith Updates: What They *Really* Mean
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- RDDS breathe Greater Ruins
- idk what's going on any more nothing's documented any more
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Irongron wrote:4. No full screen images of the NWN gnome model (might frighten the children)
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Update: 4/07/2017
- Devs settle years long debate over best dip class for weaponmasters; Rogue dip projected for extinction in several years as Darwinian pressure takes its toll.
- We really want you to use chainmail guys. Elves have some now too.
- If we keep giving enough grab-bag buffs to half orcs, they might stop competing with half elves for the title of "Most Mechanically Handicapped Race"
- Paladins now offered stylish accessorization options. Those aiming for a more minimalist or risque aesthetic will not longer be restricted to full plate. We expect this to resolve issues for players concerned about limited RP options available to the class.
Update: 4/10/2017
- One of the paladin crafting options accidentally wound up being really good for sorcerers. Sorry, fixed next reset.
Update: 4/19/2017
- Rangers have been great at printing corpses (mostly their own) since at least Everquest. Strength based ones will be a little slower to do so now.
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Update 4/20 (he he)
The Arelith admin team has decided that they have not been getting enough reports about people losing in PvP, and have changed the PvP death timer to give the losing party 20 minutes to think about possible rule-breaches.
Shadowy Reality wrote:Why can't new characters be mathematically inferior to old ones?
Flameborn wrote:You need to show more respect for your fellow players. Such a toxic attitude is terrible.
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Exultate wrote:The Arelith admin team has decided that they have not been getting enough reports about people losing in PvP, and have changed the PvP death timer to give the losing party 20 minutes to think about possible rule-breaches.
OOOF
i hereby deputise exultate and scurvy for this thread now that i lost track
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Savage!Exultate wrote: The Arelith admin team has decided that they have not been getting enough reports about people losing in PvP, and have changed the PvP death timer to give the losing party 20 minutes to think about possible rule-breaches.
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You rite thoExultate wrote:I have also decided to hijack this.
Update 4/20 (he he)
The Arelith admin team has decided that they have not been getting enough reports about people losing in PvP, and have changed the PvP death timer to give the losing party 20 minutes to think about possible rule-breaches.
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Parties of Gift of Humility Goblin Warlocks now inexplicably more wise and disciplined, likely to counteract the OOC effect that goblin roleplay has on the players.
Shadowy Reality wrote:Why can't new characters be mathematically inferior to old ones?
Flameborn wrote:You need to show more respect for your fellow players. Such a toxic attitude is terrible.
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Exultate wrote:Update 4/30
Parties of Gift of Humility Goblin Warlocks now inexplicably more wise and disciplined, likely to counteract the OOC effect that goblin roleplay has on the players.
It's all fun and games until 40 caster cleric goblins run around imploding people left and right.
... as an aside, entirely unrelated, anyone down for this new goblin clan with me?
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Goblins, please stop talking like that.
Clerics are just socially acceptable warlocks.The devil does not need any more advocates
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- Our most recent update has been a reversion of the mechanical knowledge of a large portion of the playerbase, disguised as a goblin buff. Players spotted anticipating a swarm of goblin caster clerics, having apparently forgotten that there's a cap on soft bonuses.
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Cordor Press: Famed gnome inventor Leeuwenhoek invents marvelous new machine, the microscope! Elves seen for the first time by human eyes.
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Svrtr wrote:I've spoken with Kenji and warpriest will be allowed to take elemental avatar so keep this in mind too
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- Div/Dex gets a love tap and a menacing warning to stop being OP, or further spankings will follow until the meta improves.
- Drow buffed, nerfed, reverted. Counseling and whiplash therapy now available for confused drow players. We have charts for those of you who can't read paragraphs.
- Don't think we didn't notice how many drow y'all made in the last 12 hours.
- Paladin players earnestly consider orog crusade. God wills it.
- After careful consideration of feedback, the team has decided that the actual objective was to nerf humans all along. Sources report humans now seen scrabbling in the bottom of the race dumpster along with half elf, fighting over which gets to be second worst. Human monks, no longer able to afford their entire class kit, reportedly shoved into lockers by their superior half elven counterparts.
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-Too many wild elves are wearing suits and filing for their 401k. -1AC in the hopes of encouraging them to wear loinclothes again.
-Too many rangers have taken philosophy 101 at their local community college, so we've kicked out all the ambidextrous people who smell of wet dogs.
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-Local troglodytes running for president now get pity votes from their leadership dump incredible charisma.
-Local druids seen crying as their summons are too dumb to get inspired like all those stupid necromancers.