Arelith

Telling IC "Venna, do not do that..."

Teleporting into location from which you have to walk like ten minutes, it is in open, and like 7 AM IG time with Drow with no lens and hasted spell being used already.

Roaming cities server, switching to surface, then switching again with party. Finding out you are still warded, using newly refreshed wards on others...venturing into dungeon with no rest/teleport which takes two hours to pass trough...magic fades off in the middle of combat (even vestments!) and party dies because cleric dies

Run for High Chancellor as basically a joke because 8 PCs said I should IC and I dinged from RP XP at the same time they said it so i took it as a sign and ran for Chancellor as essentially a nobody who runs a shop.

...

Here I am. Crap.

cptcuddlepants wrote:Play a character that's not a wizard

I get this feeling like every day.

play a ranger

Forget that we're not all in the same party during an epic DM event.

Wail of the Banshee. Twice.

Watch the entirety of Myon die.

Dms stop spawning things because they can't stop laughing.

Mfw:

-Holding a one sided conversation with someone while invisible and they walk away, leaving me wondering for a moment.
-Like others, losing your best weapon because you put it away - in my case while in Batoor with a DM event that murdered me and half the party - weapon gone forever and 5 RL months to replace it~
-Finally breaking down to buy Adamantine only to have the smith roll a 1
-Thinking I could help Myon fight off Drow and walking into a trap just as haste wears off, surrendering and being splatted by a Dragon (Thanks Valdrin), before being dismembered heartily
-Not taking the druid levels to turn into a bird on my Airwalker of Akadi, gimped fighting ability but worth the roleplay!
-Getting caught in your own AoE stun spell and the enemy being immune to it and murdering you

Wasting money buying half a dozens pies for the express purpose of throwing them at people

- Brand new wild mage. Buff after transition. Cast mage armor and silence self. Forgot to summon familiar. Forgot melee was a thing. Forgot running back towards Cordor was an option. Die in front of the stables after running in circles from wolverines.

- Smack talking matrons as a houseless male drow. Right in front of them, plain as day.

- Thinking whip is aesthetic enough to make a DEX WM for and subsequently quitting after reaching level 3 because starting as rogue was more painful than I expected.

- Actually RP the effects of alcohol on my thicc Red Wizard; loose lips spilling secrets, being flirty with "inferior races", and spending over 800gp on drinks (oh, that one has gold flakes and diamond dust!).

WanderingPoet wrote: Thinking I could help Myon fight off Drow and walking into a trap just as haste wears off, surrendering and being splatted by a Dragon (Thanks Valdrin), before being dismembered heartily

<3

Had secret RP meeting on boat with captain. Finished RP. Didn't know how boat mechanics worked, couldn't find exit.

Saw plank. Was under impression that boat was still near dock. Thought, "Oh, I guess to exit you just have to swim to the dock". Jumped off plank. Brief moment of underwater sea paradise view. STR check fail, Fugue Plane.

Received Tell from captain: "??? I've made many walk that plank, but you're the first one to do it voluntarily! lol"

When you move to a new area and, instead of clicking to walk, you press W and get sent back to the other area you came from.

Found my way to the plane of water for the first time and, out of curiosity, went through the portal back to the prime rather than the one back to the planar nexus.

My character got stranded in a very unpleasant place for an IG month, constantly battling monsters that were really too high-level for her until she ran out of food and died. Lesson: ABC - Always Be Carrying-a-portal-lens.

Played drunk.

Assume my hide is high enough to go AFK for 2 minutes in a hostile area. Die.

Make a build without pvp as the first in mind.

Post about losing PVP on the forums instead of just working the loss into my roleplay or reporting it

gilescorey wrote:Post about losing PVP on the forums instead of just working the loss into my roleplay or reporting it

This post is powerful.

Reply to tells.

waste valuable craft points because I was "busy RPing"

Dashing off to epic dungeon and then to remember...you logged with 15 % piety on your cleric.

Selling your boots that took you 36 enchantments attempts, several hundred thousands of coins and 6 months time to make, to the trader in Bendir for 217, because those boots most certainly looked like Stinking Boots. And you realize you dont have enough coins on your account to buy them back.

Get a godsave and instead of running, rush the monster I just got saved from with NO BUFFS because it's "near death" and "how hard could it be?" Oh... the wall again... hi.

I cast Wail of the Banshee on a very large number of the stone dudes just after Pandemonium.

They're definitely immune to death effects, but that made them a little unhappy with me.

Going exploring in hostile areas when on a bus using a cellular connection.

Beernerd81 wrote:Get a godsave and instead of running, rush the monster I just got saved from with NO BUFFS because it's "near death" and "how hard could it be?" Oh... the wall again... hi.

*pretends he has not done this three times in the past week with a spellsword who depends on his buffs to stay alive*