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Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:41 pm
by UilliamNebel
Mine,
An ancient steel dragon owns all the banking and quarter lease holding on Arelith and Skaljard to make up his horde and they live as an average shop keeper in Cordor.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:08 pm
by Seven Sons of Sin
Feste is still around, visiting all the taverns of Arelith, and teaching noobies how to use the writ system.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:08 pm
by MissEvelyn
Shea Berringer is still around, secretly employing pirates to raid the coasts and ships of Arelith
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:26 pm
by The GrumpyCat
The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:40 pm
by My decency
The GrumpyCat wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:26 pm
The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.
I will never be convinced this is not true.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:25 am
by Kuma
arelith is technically sinking into the underdark, but it should be okay
(i have a whole essay written up about this in my notes if anyone wants it)
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:03 am
by Nevrus
A drow's social status is determined by the number of apostrophes in their name
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:54 am
by InTheFlesh
Don't get me started
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:21 am
by Invader_Nym
Illithids won the war and we're all in a mindflayer simulation.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:22 am
by Archnon
Svirfneblin actually control the Dwarves. For that matter they control the Dale, Cordor, Myon, the Banites and most of the UD factions. They just install and remove leaders and foment conflict to keep everyone fighting so that no one can discover their secret lair.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:25 am
by -XXX-
Cordor docks are where Daedalus dumps all his failed experiments.
(also, coincidentally all PCs used to be minotaurs in their previous life)
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:31 pm
by JustMonika
Cassandra Silverdale used to speculate there was a weakness in the barrier between planes over Cordor, between the elemental plane of water and the prime, and that was the only reasonable way to explain Cordor's horrific weather, and why it rains more often in the city that right outside the walls.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:59 pm
by Borin Drakkmurl
The GrumpyCat wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:26 pm
The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.
I thought this was the official story for the longest time.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:03 pm
by good man of god
Invader_Nym wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:21 am
Illithids won the war and we're all in a mindflayer simulation.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:03 pm
by Kuma
Borin Drakkmurl wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:59 pm
The GrumpyCat wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:26 pm
The Arcane Tower moved from the Bramble woods to the Trader rout because Ayin Mesmer got very very drunk one day.
I thought this was the official story for the longest time.
consensus reality makes this stuff effectively true
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:33 am
by garrbear758
Alcohol is the source of all magic
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:07 am
by Mythic
Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory
It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock
Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:41 pm
by JustMonika
Mythic wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:07 am
Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory
It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock
Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)
I always enjoyed the years old theory that Westin is in fact a semi-sentient golem, which explains how he's well over a hundred and twenty years old and hasn't changed in the slightest.
At least Reginali got grey hair.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 pm
by malcolm_mountainslayer
JustMonika wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:41 pm
Mythic wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:07 am
Westin (AT) accidentally cast a memory-loss spell on himself. Which is why he cant remember anyone unless they jog his memory
It's also why he's not an archmage, he cant remember the spellbooks well enough. And the reason he's still a certified banker and merchant (For mages) Is because you can write down the numbers and stock
Also he may or may not be a future version of Westin in Mayfields sent back in time to stop a terrible Gondite Menace (But has forgotten, Thanks Memory-magic)
I always enjoyed the years old theory that Westin is in fact a semi-sentient golem, which explains how he's well over a hundred and twenty years old and hasn't changed in the slightest.
At least Reginali got grey hair.
So an Aalon?
He could just secretly be a half-elf or planetouched
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:04 am
by Tarkus the dog
garrbear758 wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:33 am
Alcohol is the source of all magic
this one takes the cake
can lock the topic now
but not before i say this first:
weaponmasters are overpowered
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:56 pm
by ReverentBlade
The leylines make the island invisible to the gods. Just look at all the clerics and paladins that haven't fallen.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:44 pm
by Void
"All writs are funded by the same secret group of rich and bored nobles who remotely watch adventurers fight and die for their amusement.
They might be supporting monsters and bandits too, so their fun never ends.".
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:24 am
by Grimspark
I believe that secretly, everyone I've met on the Island is actually possessed by a being from a higher dimension who controls all of their actions. There's no way that could be true though... right...???
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:24 am
by Archnon
Grimspark wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:24 am
I believe that secretly, everyone I've met on the Island is actually possessed by a being from a higher dimension who controls all of their actions. There's no way that could be true though... right...???
Someone please rp this concept.
Re: Oddest Arelith in game theory you have and wish was true
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:58 am
by YEET
Drow all have Aussie accents because they come from a land down under.
