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The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:14 pm
by mjones3
In order to not completely derail another thread I am making a new one. Inspired by this.
The GrumpyCat wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:59 am
Bit of a tangent, but it's a real shame we can't have more body type modles on NWN. Few of my male characters have been the big beefcakes shown, a lot of t hem have been more on the slender, or slight angle.
You want a slim character but not happy with the model options? No worries I give you the dwarf slimmer 3000

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Go from this
to this
In the simple step of picking the right robe.
Warning does not lighten dwarf, if used more than twice daily might cause suffocation. See your local cleric for more details.
Next weeks product will be how to give your elf a slimmer waist.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:31 pm
by Bunnysmack
Audible gasp. Is...Is that...A dwarf that participates in running!? Such things actually exist!?
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 pm
by Skalding
"We dwarves are natural sprinters!"
-Gimli, son of Gloin
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:49 pm
by Party in the forest at midnight
That is one heck of a corset.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:10 pm
by andthenthatwasthat
Could we have this option on creation (like the height) for all races? Please! Pretty please!
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm
by mjones3
Not next week but whatever! I give you the Elven Waist slimmer, so you can wear that awesome magical belt you found in the xvart caves. Now available for all races.
9 out of 10 clerics recommend you avoid this product if you have intestines.
andthenthatwasthat wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:10 pm
Could we have this option on creation (like the height) for all races? Please! Pretty please!
These are robe options available for everyone via the rest menu so you can get it if you want! I just find it highly entertaining how certain robes look if you're not base human.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:57 am
by andthenthatwasthat
mjones3 wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm
These are robe options available for everyone via the rest menu so you can get it if you want!
I got excited that it was some kind of a hak that could be applied on creation. I needed this bad for one of my human characters.

Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:14 am
by mjones3
Well you can get it, its not as blatantly obvious on humans as it is dwarves, but theres 3-4 robe/outfit options out there that give a different base torso model. Probably more.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:19 am
by Mattamue
+1 those legs tho
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:34 am
by Dreams
As funny as these things are, doesn't this show that we should be adjusting some of the male clothing options? They're well covered for the female options, but many of the male models are messed up.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:11 am
by mjones3
They look much better than pictured if you actually put some effort into the outfits and use it on a more standard character than an overweight dwarf.
Re: The Dwarf Slimmer 3000
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:55 am
by Tathkar Eisgrim
Someone should open a girdle shop in Cordor.