Listen, kin of fang and silk.
The surface world calls itself pure—bathed in sunlight, spoiled by wind and rain.
But it is weak.
It is loud, bloated, blind.
Its trees reach skyward in arrogance. Its beasts are tame, soft, chained to men.
They think the dark is death.
But we know better.
The Underdark is not death. It is refinement.
Here, life has earned its breath.
Here, we hunt, not harvest.
Here, we grow not in the sun’s pity—but in the hunger of stone,
the silence of caverns,
the sting of venom.
The surface is gluttonous.
Their druids cry for balance—
but what balance is there when they burn the forests to warm their cities?
What circle do they serve, when they tame wolves and leech off the land like ticks?
I have seen their sky. It blinds.
I have smelled their flowers. They rot.
I have felt their sun. It is a lie—burning without purpose, feeding the weak.
But here? Here, the Web teaches truth.
The spider does not ask. It takes.
It does not negotiate. It waits.
Its gift is patience. Its gospel is hunger.
Its justice is swift, silent, wrapped in silk and devoured whole.
I am the Grand Keeper of this place, not of leaf, but of fang.
Not of blooming petals—but of shrieking spores and pulsing egg sacs.
I do not dance in meadows.
I crawl through roots that strangle.
I whisper to webs spun between the bones of the forgotten.
The surface scorns us. Fears us.
Good.
Their fear is wisdom. Let them cling to their daylight.
Let them forget that even their forests have roots—
and all roots lead down.
One day, their trees will rot.
Their cities will fall.
And from the cracks, WE will rise.
We will walk their roads in silence,
our children swarming over stone and corpse alike.
Not in rage.
But in inevitability.
The cycle does not belong to the sun.
It belongs to the soil,
to the silk,
to the deep.
We are the fangs in the dark.
We are the balance they forgot.
We are the roots that remember.
We -are- the UNDERDARK!