Arelith

And thanks to the UD "weather system", we have this gem...

*Isendel, a drow sorcerer, is being guided by the hapless "Rit" as they approach the forbidding Obsidian Asylum

Isendel - "The faerzress is unusually strong here, I can see why the architects chose this place."

Rit - "Powerful master, yes YES master! Must clean the skin. Yes." *quaffs a healing potion*

The magick of the healing potion triggers a surge of wild magick, an ENORMOUS THUNDERCLAP ensues, knocking the strange, tiny creature to the ground.

Isendel - *scornfully looks down on the pathetic creature* "Faerzress is a power for the learned, creature. Do not meddle in affairs you cannot possibly hope to comprehend." *casts a minor tranmutative*

TURNS INTO A COW.

That is amazing.

While not as good, my own oddly timed one:
Complaining about earthquakes and being thankful one is not going on at the time. Uses healing salve. Rock drops on head.

I hope you got a screenshot of yours.

Yeah got a nasty surprise in a fight and went to cast a stoneskin on my summon, and POOOW suddenly I am down to 3 hp, LOL

the forums need a like button

One of the best short stories I've ever read, should also go into IC story sections

Always my favourite.

Was exploring the Asylum with a friend, I summoned a worg and it was successful, no wild surge, but the second time when I tried to buff myself, I turned both of us into chickens, since my worg was on the 'follow' command, it started chasing us and we ran from it screaming until the spell's effect ran away.

Then once again I summoned a giant demon instead of a worg! Almost died.

*sobs* I never witness this kind of awesome! *moans* whyyyyyyyyyyyyy