Arelith

That sexy, skirt wearing legionnaire Treon V. FrenMeo. Those sweaty, muscular thighs that only a roman fused Spartan with a Mario accent could have haunt my dreams. I just wanted to praise myself for my amazing 3 hour play time and contributing absolutely nothing to Guldorand or the Tempuran order.

But those thighs, though.

Reminds me of my character Kastor, whenever I play him, I doubt myself. It feels like the character is taking life itself and making me doubt myself by being a more realistic character than myself in real life. I said myself so many times because I really love myself.

Kudos to me for playing Kastor so perfectly, that cuddlebold, you know you want to hug him.

I suppose he's fine. But my character Alejandro has contributed so much more to the server. Not only did he keep Guldorand safe in its darkest hour with his dank antics, but he also gets praised on a daily basis for how on point everything about him is. It's obviously all thanks to the amount of devotion I put into my rp, and how serious I take everything about Arelith. If I would have to pick out a 'finest trait' about Alejandro, I would say it's that he's played by me.

Even the colour scheme on his armour is just so many levels above that of other players. I should be at 90 rpr by now. I'm super inclusive in his rp. I specifically emote flipping people off rather than just ignoring them when I walk by. It doesn't get more dank than this. 10/10, best character the server has ever seen.

I don't even know who Treon and Kastor are. Get good.

+1

Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't make this thread myself sooner. Everyone knows I have more reason to than most, especially more so than the PvP Happy garbage above me. Wow, cool concept for a 5% there if we ever saw one, never seen the Dragon done before.

Meanwhile, over in the Maphias Corner, we see the guy who's basically holding The Dominion together all by himself while frontin' like no one else can in the UD. Sometimes, I worry my character might outlive even me, so far has he come now. Hell, my sources tell me the only reason my RPR isn't higher is because we've got nobody spare to manage the inevitable Suicide Watch we'd need for the guy above.

Solitair above definitely should have 100 RPR because he's better than 90. I would still say I deserve a good 110.

I do congratulate myself for teaching everything that SU knows and exemplifies in a daily basis of his RP, even if he'll never be as good as the master, I am still proud of his achievements.

Honestly, while Maphias may have a claim to starting a thread like this, and indeed is the public face for why it exists (our secret sources within circles you yourselves may indeed be part of, if you could ever know for certain), it truly is I who controls The Dominion- and, in fact, half of the server. The other half of the server? Is also controlled by me, just through a shadowy cabal unbeknownst to the amateurish player of Roland Asen.

Such is my control that I put even the Covenant to shame, using methods and networks that I can't really admit to on the forums, but trust me when I say that when it comes to people like Roland? He's just a pawn in my game. Behind five proxies and three hogged guildhouses I have access to only the deepest lore available on my puppet Maphias and the rest of the server. That's the way to keep them in line.

Really, I'm surprised I've not been banned yet for just winning Arelith.








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+9000

i know roland

your all bad at this game

Peppermint wrote:u'r all bad at this game

i feex. yes. do good. master gives cookie.