Write a Joke Suggestion!

OOC General Discussion

Moderators: Forum Moderators, Active DMs

User avatar
CorsicanDoge
Posts: 89
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2020 2:54 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CorsicanDoge »

Every item is resized to be 10x10 to simulate keeping a light pack on adventures.
User avatar
Dalenger
Posts: 1184
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:56 pm
Location: 422nd layer of the abyss, sacraficing some poor sap to Yeenoghu

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Dalenger »

A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
DM Void wrote: Don't be a salty idiot and everything will be fine.
mjones3
Posts: 264
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:51 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by mjones3 »

-yoink should yoink players per caster level. You only get to choose one of them.
Salasker
Posts: 73
Joined: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:29 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Salasker »

There's a (low) percentage chance that every time you use a lens, portal, or teleport the game randomly grabs a target of off your list.
User avatar
Petrifictus
Posts: 492
Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:53 am
Location: Finland

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus »

Two new meters: Weight and Bathroom.
Characters gain +% when they use portals and horses or eat and drink a lot.
They can lose weight by adventuring on foot. If they become overweight, their model become more thick.
Bathrooms will be added later at future update, please use the nearby bushes.

EDIT:
Third meter: Addiction. All coffee, alcohol and guaji will raise addiction. To lower it your character need to visit the rehab.
Last edited by Petrifictus on Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
https://petrifications.deviantart.com/
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
User avatar
Security_Blanket
Posts: 469
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Security_Blanket »

Bring back 12-second HiPS.

Draco Deleteur
Dreadlord Lucius Blackhand - "All is as Bane wills it."

User avatar
Kuma
Arelith Supporter
Arelith Supporter
Posts: 2255
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:05 pm
Location: Melbourne

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kuma »

Dalenger wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pm A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
I'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbh

http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses

House Freth
House Claddath

Irongron wrote:

To step beyond any threshold, having left that place richer than one found it, is the finest legacy anyone can have.

Irongron wrote:

With a value of 100+ one can milk chickens

User avatar
Petrifictus
Posts: 492
Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:53 am
Location: Finland

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus »

Kuma wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 5:30 am
Dalenger wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:12 pm A built in recreational minigame for the characters where they get to roleplay as laymen in a futuristic non-magic world, working mundane office jobs and worrying about taxes n shit.

The server is currently in the middle of a global pandemic plot-line, but instead of any fun or interesting zombie shit you're basically told to sit in your quarter and do nothing for the better part of an in-ingame year.
I'd LOVE to see Offices & Bosses on Arelith, tbh

http://magictavern.wikidot.com/offices-bosses
"Da Main Man want ye to throw da saving roll on avoiding da taxes." - DM Karstaag
https://petrifications.deviantart.com/
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
-XXX-
Posts: 2359
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:49 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by -XXX- »

Huh, isn't that what Dis is all about?
User avatar
Airport Proximity Jesus
Posts: 143
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:41 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Airport Proximity Jesus »

A new class, Gamer- they have +10 ab per level, +10 ac per level, and 3 caster level per level in divine AND arcane spells, and can learn spells by scroll.

The gamers will have no weakness. GAMERS RISE UP
8-) Cool kids wear shades during the endless night 8-)
User avatar
Security_Blanket
Posts: 469
Joined: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Security_Blanket »

Shark models for Minotaur clubs.

Draco Deleteur
Dreadlord Lucius Blackhand - "All is as Bane wills it."

Dedman1234
Posts: 58
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:04 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Dedman1234 »

To alleviate the strain on server databases, every serverside character should be deleted.

Arelith should accept local vault characters instead from now on. Enforcing legal characters and item lvl restrictions is also a major pain on the old toaster, so those options should be turned off.

Custom toolset-made items are encouraged, of course. Let's make the server more lively.
OleBlighty
Arelith Silver Supporter
Arelith Silver Supporter
Posts: 49
Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:50 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by OleBlighty »

Any non-Dwarf running in Brogendenstein has a 50% chance of randomly teleporting to the Abyss or Baator when trying to use a door transition.
"Moradin's will! I ask ye, wish not one Dwarf more!
By Clangeddin, I am nae covetous for gold,
Nor care I for comely lasses!
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin tae covet honour,
I'm th' most offendin' soul alive!"
CNS
Contributor
Contributor
Posts: 272
Joined: Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:29 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS »

The stereotype becomes true as brog slowly turns into a black hole.

Everyday movement speed is lowered by an additional 1% in the halls.
User avatar
Aniel
Project Lead
Project Lead
Posts: 356
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:13 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Aniel »

removing surface races from andunor
User avatar
livingNPC
Posts: 299
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:35 am
Location: GMT+2

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by livingNPC »

Empty server vault of characters, so that we can all start on even footing.

Make permadeath mandatory, if not raised.

Need atleast RPR10 to lvl past lvl 10

Need atleast RPR 20 to lvl past lvl 20.

Need atleast RPR 30 to lvl past lvl 30.
User avatar
Kuma
Arelith Supporter
Arelith Supporter
Posts: 2255
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:05 pm
Location: Melbourne

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kuma »

Aniel wrote: Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:14 am removing surface races from andunor
removing andunor races from surface

House Freth
House Claddath

Irongron wrote:

To step beyond any threshold, having left that place richer than one found it, is the finest legacy anyone can have.

Irongron wrote:

With a value of 100+ one can milk chickens

User avatar
Kenji
Arelith Platinum Supporter
Arelith Platinum Supporter
Posts: 1657
Joined: Mon May 14, 2018 9:14 am
Location: Mechanics Dungeon

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Kenji »

Let TFs auto-maximize and then apply empower on everything.

Also unlimited maximized/empowered Hellball & G Ruin

For you, the day Kenji overhauled your class was the most important day of your life.
But for me, it was Tuesday. :face_with_monocle: To-do list

CNS
Contributor
Contributor
Posts: 272
Joined: Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:29 pm

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by CNS »

New original plotline, Illithid's invade Andunor. People start waking up in pods.

First line a PC sees "Hey you, you're finally awake"
User avatar
Jack Oat
Posts: 740
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:46 am
Location: The Slanty Shanty

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Jack Oat »

nerf monks

"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."

Garrbear wrote:

quite bluntly we can't balance the server around people who don't play well

Irongron wrote:

My main takeaway from this is that Jack is apparently personable

User avatar
Anime Sword Fighter
Posts: 582
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:47 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Anime Sword Fighter »

max multi class level capped at 5
Ajinai
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:56 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Ajinai »

When picking epic reputation gain access to -adddeed and -removedeed command. When walking in cities a special NPC might spawn shouting out things like "Hey, it's you. The guy who {insert deed from deed list}"
Nevrus
Arelith Platinum Supporter
Arelith Platinum Supporter
Posts: 367
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:18 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Nevrus »

Ajinai wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:36 am When picking epic reputation gain access to -adddeed and -removedeed command. When walking in cities a special NPC might spawn shouting out things like "Hey, it's you. The guy who {insert deed from deed list}"
No seriously put this in the real suggestions
Ganus- Riding the Isle (Active)
Aura Bigstep - Got Out Ahead (Retired)
Egos Ironhide - Shelved
Consult a medical professional before believing anything Nevrus says.
User avatar
Petrifictus
Posts: 492
Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:53 am
Location: Finland

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Petrifictus »

The food and drink products will now have an expiring date.
If you eat something expired, the character will risk being debuffed by disease and/or poison with random events of throwing up or ruining pants.
If you find some from the loot, you need to throw a lore check to figure out the date or find nearby herbalist.
Otherwise you take a risk from the travel provisions and milk looted from the undead within the Cordor Crypts.
https://petrifications.deviantart.com/
Gnome Wotan Woodberry - (Shelved)
Goblin Toymaker Karma - (Rolled)
Ogre Karstaag da Main Man - (Active)
Amnesy
Contributor
Contributor
Posts: 412
Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:34 am

Re: Write a Joke Suggestion!

Post by Amnesy »

Let's play a game.

Randomly play as other PC and let other players play yours. Randomize per server restart.
Post Reply