GrumpyCat is the Master of Twist!

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Bashagain
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GrumpyCat is the Master of Twist!

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What is the time-honored, classic flaw of a paladin? Pride!
What is the time-honored, classic fear of a paladin? Falling!
Add them together and you get GrumpyCat's masterfully woven twist for a paladin character.

Daltanius gets summoned by the Cage Boss in the Underdark about a NEW challenge since he bested their Soul-Eating Beast a season ago. Down he goes along with Azrael the paladin and Gyr the mage to face whate'er battle Cage Boss has prepared for him.

Daltanius enters expecting some monster, but is promised a horde. Blind-folded, stripped of his wards, deafened, and eager to fight, he faces a horde...of INNOCENT Children, women, and men taken as slaves by the evil drow!

Blindfold's off, deafness removed, Daltanius goes crazy for the massacre he's wrought, and challenges the Cage Boss for a showdown for right to take the slain bodies, and manages to defeat him.

They collect the bodies as per terms of the duel against the Cage Boss, but the bodies are beyond raising... The trio flee the Underdark, pursued by larger forces of Underdark.

Daltanius loses his pristine good alignment and shifts to lose his paladinhood - until such time that he'd atone for the evil deed he's done.

This is a freaking RP gold for a paladin character. Well done, Grumpycat! Kudos to you!

Kudos to Azrael, Gyr, Noirin, Rhaeg, and Jadoth for all playing a part in this storyline. Good times, guys! :)
"Drider-man, with Great Smite cometh Great Responsibility to SMITE THEE!!!" - Erik Silverarms, in The Underdark. Circa AR 63
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I only caught the tail end of it, but this was awesome, sadly thanks to evil, the dead slaves remained in the dark, might have to start atonement elsewhere, maybe feeding the gnoll pack will count?
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That was absolutely great! I created another topic. If an admin could please merge it here I'd appreciate it!
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Fantastic job Basho! Az heart was pained when he realized what was happening. He'll be there whenever Dalts needs him to set the path straight.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
This too shall pass.

(I now have a DM Discord (I hope) It's DM GrumpyCat#7185 but please keep in mind I'm very busy IRL so I can't promise how quick I'll get back to you.)
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I heard the story IG *threw down his sword and shield"

Tali wanted to shout NOT THE SHIELD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seriously though hope you have fun with this new chapter in his life.
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Nothing like a good fall from grace =)
Irongron wrote: [...] the super-secret Arelith development roadmap is a post apocalyptic wasteland populated with competing tribes of hand-bombard wielding techno-giants, and strewn with the bones of long dead elves.

So we're very much on track.
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