Recently my toon has gotten involved with the Cloven Hoof, and as we're organizing events among increased traffic we are finding that several things about the space are very restrictive. We're hoping that someone will champion a Hoof resign, and we have taken it upon ourselves to draft this very official floor layout, detailing the changes we feel necessary.
https://imgur.com/37XsCXt
We'd like for the Hoof to get the same treatment as many other taverns, here's the list of changes we'd love to see.
1. Trash, and other useless fixtures removed, some changed, especially under the chained dancer, and by the doors are just big piles of garbage.
2. A pair of dartboards to be added, an increase from the one currently there, so we can host dart tournaments. Including a little dart platform, railing, and special flooring underneath where darts will be thrown, ideally, the standing platform would be 2-3 meters away from the dartboards (We don't like how close so many setups darts are thrown)
3. a stage to be added, the rooms behind modified one into a "backstage" type area, with a prismatic mirror, maybe a secret tailor with fun outfits, the other into a private lounge, game room, with dice tables.
4. the quarters behind the stage be moved into the basement, as well as a few more quarters opened. Currently the basement of the Hoof is completely un-utilized, home only to locked doors and implications.
5. Tables are moved, for better fung shui \
6. An actual bar ownership situation is added so that,
7. Four shops, 2 managed by bar staff, within the Hoof. With eviction authority given to the bar's owner
8. Riven is retired, and moved to somewhere he can stare at a fishtank forever, OR he is changed so that he stops touching fixtures, as something makes a door open/close sound, every two minutes, and it's like chinese water torture
Our proposal has been filed with all bureaucratic considerations and exhausting detail to the Committee for Interior Design and Room Layouts Public Affairs Division.