Wait, wait! Before you judge anything. Hear me out...
Durability: 3-6 (random)
Grants Haste
Special: Durability degrades 1 point every hour. Boots do not survive resets.
"When these boots were enchanted, they should have been washed first. The webbing cloth moths that call these boots home. eat the boots at an alarming speed! You better put these boots to good use before they are gone!"
Seeing this in-game would make my day. This is more of a playful slapping tease, but for newer/lower level characters could be quite useful. lol